Gejon

Bloody Hughton!!

You can probably delete this now.

Canny isn't it? It is until you roll over and poke your eye out.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20100509/nu...2240137_2047576 NUFC Statement NEWCASTLE UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB MAY 2010 Introduction The Board of Newcastle United Football Club whilst celebrating winning the Football League Championship 2009-2010 are aware that the next season in the Barclays Premier League presents a challenge to all at the Club. The Board recognises that one of the greater elements of this challenge is to promote stability throughout the organisation. This great club has not won a major trophy since the 1969 victory in the European Fairs Cup. The first challenge is to maintain Premier League status. Given the situation, and the fact that Newcastle United have continually been misrepresented by the national media over the past decade, the club now feels that it is the correct time to send a clear message to its magnificent supporters who have kept faith with the club over the past forty years and also to send out a clear message to all branches of the media about the club's plans for the next five years both on and off the field of play. Finances The Club presented its financial report to Companies House this April for the year 2008/2009. The financial report shows that there was an operating loss of £37.7 million for that year and an estimated loss for 2009/2010 of £32.5 million. Newcastle United also has an overdraft of £20 million that is fully committed. It is clear to the Board that no organisation can be successful, until the financial position is stabilised. The Board have therefore structured a five year plan in which the ultimate goal will be to ensure that the club is run at a "break even" manner by the year 2015/2016. The club also wishes it to be known; in an effort to stop the untrue rumours and stories that emanate from outside Newcastle United that: • The Board have set a five year plan to promote core values of credibility, viability and sustainability both on and off the field of play at Newcastle United. • The Board will concentrate on Newcastle United's stability by promoting from within where possible. Football (a) Manager Chris Hughton is the Manager of Newcastle United Football Club and has a contract in place until the end of the 2010/2011 season. All media articles and interviews regarding footballing matters will come through the Newcastle United Media Officer, and be answered by the Manager and/or coaching staff with the Manager's authority. The Manager can give interviews in respect of footballing issues and any other sporting issues that the press may be interested in around Newcastle United Football Club. No interviews will be given by any members of the Board in respect of any footballing issues. ( Players The first team squad that won the Championship this year will form the basis of the team for next season in the Premier League. There is no plan for new capital outlay on players. The only individuals who will talk about player issues will be those connected with the football administration of the Club i.e. the Manager/Assistant Manager by way of either direct interview or through prepared statements via Newcastle United Football Club's Media Officer. There will be no comment from the Board regarding the purchase of players. There will be no comment from the Board regarding the sale of players. There will be no comment from the Board regarding ongoing contract talks with players presently at Newcastle United Football Club or with those that the club may enter into negotiation with. There will be no comment from the Board regarding current pay structures at Newcastle United. There will be no comment from the Board regarding players at other clubs in respect of their "interest" at playing for Newcastle United. There will be no comment from the Board to players' agents regarding any of the above whether those agents are acting for their clients in a buying or selling capacity. Player Agents: (a) Buying Agents: The Board will not make any comment to the media regarding any players that they are seeking to purchase. The Board will deal with agents on their fixed terms of business and part of those terms will include clauses relating to privacy. ( Selling Agents: The Board will not comment to the media regarding any players being sold by Newcastle United and the Board will deal with agents on the usual terms of business including explicit terms of privacy. Promoting regional football The Board and supporters are aware that Newcastle United currently has a footballing academy brimming with talent, skill and dedication. As part of Newcastle United's quest for a team that truly represents the values of the Geordie nation the club will look to promote, where it can, from within and for the academy to become a leading light as one of the best if not the best in the UK. The days when players such as Alan Shearer, Steve Bruce, Peter Beardsley and Michael Carrick had to leave Newcastle to begin their illustrious football careers elsewhere are over. Newcastle United is more than aware of the great passion for the game of football that exists locally and is intent on ensuring that every great Geordie footballer has the opportunity to play for his home team club. Media The Board at Newcastle United wish to reiterate the points made above that there will not be at any stage in the future any comments coming from the Board regarding any issues surrounding Newcastle United save for prepared statements that are issued by the Newcastle United Media Officer. Once again, for the sake of clarity, this does not affect the Manager and coaching staff talking to the press/media about footballing matters on an everyday basis. The Board are being absolutely transparent in respect of this policy and would ask that the press/media direct any future questions that they may have regarding Newcastle United to our media officer. The Future In simple terms this is a transparent policy that will feed through and inform all aspects of the running of Newcastle United Football Club's first team. There will be no comments from any member of Newcastle United's Board in the future regarding any issues surrounding Newcastle United to the press/media at large. The only persons dealing with such information to the media will be, as has been stated before, the Manager/coaching staff talking about footballing matters and issues or from prepared statements from Newcastle United's Media Officer. The Board at Newcastle United have issued this statement to the public to set out clearly to one and all the current financial situation and to state clearly that every effort will be made by the Board to achieve a "break even" financial situation by 2015. Newcastle United Football Club is an organisation that holds a special place in the hearts of Geordies worldwide and the Board understands that it is they who are the spiritual torch holders of Newcastle United Football Club. The Board has made this statement so that all those involved with Newcastle United be they supporter, member of the media or an individual with an interest in football can be aware of what the Board will strive to achieve over the next five years.

Fucking dildo pillow

He didn't spend £300 on earphones.

Won't happen. Enrique is better anyway.

Yawn.

Only if it's about the same thing again and again and again and again and again...

go to 'My Controls', scroll down, on the left under 'options' - manage ignored users. Enjoy the relief. I take it you have done that because you also know that I am correct and can't accept or admit it ? Thats stupid and childish that man. I mean Noelie is just one who spouts absolute shite, as he is here, there are a few others, but putting them on "ignore" Do you ever stop and ask yourself "why are people always moaning about ME when so and so is soo bad"? No. Noelie should join you on NO, there are lots of others who make it up as they go over there, in a state of permanent self-denial. Ironic. I am sure N-O would be very happy to have Noelie, like you he seems to have a lot of years behind him as a Newcastle fan but unlike you I am sure he wouldn't waste his knowledge banging on and on about the same thing.

It's been done many, many times. It just reminds me of some stand up routine where the comedian is talking about a kid going "Mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum" her finally going "WHAT!?" then the kid coming out with something pointless. The argument has been repeated more times than Channel 4 show friends!

go to 'My Controls', scroll down, on the left under 'options' - manage ignored users. Enjoy the relief. I take it you have done that because you also know that I am correct and can't accept or admit it ? Thats stupid and childish that man. I mean Noelie is just one who spouts absolute shite, as he is here, there are a few others, but putting them on "ignore" Do you ever stop and ask yourself "why are people always moaning about ME when so and so is soo bad"?

I would call it geniune concern rather than rubbish, I have never come across anyone like you and this argument. You will no doubt quote my post with a reply like "see" or "told you" then go back to asking Noelie if he is going to answer your questions etc etc... It just seems like you have gone through your 40/50 years or whatever losing every argument you have ever had, you have been proved correct with a few points and will now hold on to that for dear life. You also have a "them against me" attitude which is why you make up a few things and constantly accuse people of saying stuff they haven't, it's disturbing. EVERYONE said this, you and HTL said that and now you have to tell EVERYONE they were wrong for the rest of yours days

Honestly you just need to give it up, it can't be healthy to keep going over and over (and over and over and over...) the same argument for years. Do you think you will ever let it go? Will there be a point where you will think "right I have made my point now" and stop bringing it up or even cutting down how often you bring it up? We know you thought the old board did the best job out of any board, we know a few said they would rather have "anybody" than Shepherd and co in charge, we know some were over the top in their criticism of them. This has been going on for years now, every argument has been done time and time again, you even have a number of "catchphrases" from these arguments. I suppose I have to appreciate your commitment to this argument but I am thoroughly baffled at how or why you keep it up. As said every single point you raise you raised last year and the year before. I know people joke about you copying and pasting them but you actually probably could. If you looked up the definition of eternity it would probably use your argument as an example. Move on.

If you were in a coma for 5 years, woke from it, signed on here and saw Leazes posts you would think "phew, at least I didn't miss much of my life!" What would need to happen for you to finally give it up Leazes? It's not even as if you talk about other stuff all the time and occasionally bring up the rant, you just seem to squeeze the other stuff in when you can

Unfortunately without "Official" in the title it just falls short, sorry.

JJB £40, you can probably get it cheaper elsewhere though.

It might take you 20 or 30 years for you to stop banging on about it

Well done Bridget, I knew I recognised that name from somewhere.

yep. You are quite right, we haven't made any. In fact, we sold them all and now he is going to have spend all the money and more that he got for them to get back to where we were in the first place the stupid fat cunt, and even more stupid are those who can't see it. What are you blithering on about you decrepit old fool. Every body in the world knows that we need a few areas strengthening, but everybody and their wife knows that by declaring you've stacks of cash hikes the price on any players you're after. Which is what this thread is about. as usual, you stupid naive cunt, you don't understand that football is not a normal business. The players hold all the aces, you have to sell the club to them. If a big club like NUFC wants to be perceived as such it has to compete as such so they are interested in playing for you. Do you seriously think Mike fuckin Ashley is going to get this club back into europe by buying nothing other than players from 2nd division/championship clubs for 3m quid a head on 15k a week ? How fuckin dumb are you ? Because one thing is for sure, this statement is nothing other than his way of keeping our expectations as low as possible so long as he is selling tickets, merchandise and stay in the premiership, which was the height of his ambition as soon as he walked through the door. Gets so angry bless him

No, but chemcial imbalances aren't unknown in my wider family I don;t think it's genetic though? It's what made my sister become a really succesful psychologist. I don't feel depressed, I did for about 6 months early 20's but that was too many drugs fucked me for a bit, but I do have some circumstantial shit at the moment, not least work but they're just every day stresses every fucka has. It'll only be a temporary thing. Lost loads of weight probably too quickly too, with gym work and not much food. Slightly off topic, you shouldn't starve yourself to lose weight.

OK!

I'm confident they'll do it. Bets on, Hoegaarden in the fridge. Faak off you Spurs. I hope he doesn't come back though.

Could possibly be the worst timing ever for "champions league you're having a laugh" though