Gejon

I hate heights, even looking up at something really high makes me feel funny (and not in a good way)

I can't think of a more charmless man tbh. I find his charm quite offensive tbf.

Because you are into allsorts. From what I have heard anyway.

"We got your relegated? So Mike has put plenty of money into the club so stop fucking moaning you bunch of ugly pricks!" "Doesn't matter what we say, it always backfires "

So what was the message the team put across last season?

How did these people ever manage to get where they are

He seemed to go quiet when most pointed that out to him, now I may be putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5 but.... maybe someone had a few drinks, come on here at 2.30am, fancied an argument about the same old shit he always wants to argue about (the hat-trick you referred to) and forgot the fact his argument had already been pulled apart. As said though, probably just 2+2=5

We used to have this conversation a fair bit, one mate insisted it would be impossible to take on more than 3 because they would overpower you Haven't done it for ages but I used to get this random fear that I would just punch the person I was talking to in the face, not because they were annoying me or anything more like an out of control tourrettes type thing. It was normally when speaking to someone quite old or a boss

Beats working in an office. It would if I didn't need to buy some new boxers every day.

Fuck that for a job

impossible I hope you meant that the way I interpreted it.

Babayaro looked like Zidane in that game

Cause its 2010 and most are dropping the kids off on the way to work to earn money and pay taxes towards your retirement. Car goes to work. Kids walk to school. Yep, lazy twats. I hate seeing these bitches in their 4x4's.

She shouldn't have got so fat, took me fucking ages to dig that hole!

I wish someone would tell that to David Walliams. His oww I am really camp, am I gay, go on guess? AM I GAY!? routine. Fucking hilarious imo, never gets boring.

Can't use the same joke twice

A B these days is like someone telling a lass "you aren't that fat really". Your wife get a C? Nah DD. I don't have a wife.

A B these days is like someone telling a lass "you aren't that fat really".

Someone murdered his wife on my street.

Would love to see him here.

Fishing trip fail

Yeah, even changed his website home page to something that could have easily been misconstrued as a suicide note

Good!

How did I know this was going to be another Leazes doesn't like "darkies" thread?

Swap Smith for Nolan. Nolan is a useless lump but he scores goals and may get more chances playing alongside someone creative. I wouldn't be adverse to playing Guthrie CM in the premiership but we will definitely have to sign someone else to partner him unless one of two equally unlikely things happen before the end of the season: 1, Barton comes back, stays injury free, keeps out of trouble and gets back to the player he was at City. 2, Vuckic breaks into the team and starts looking amazing from the off. As said, neither are very likely.