Gejon

This weeks Nuts: Eva, 18, from Suffolk "Alan Shearer is the alltime greatest player, but I like Newcastle beause of the sexy kits. Im not sure of all the players names but they look pretty good" Enough said really, and she looks pretty tasty.

They have world championships?

Villa fan on N-O hates him!

I feel like I may have mistreated past girlfriends, they would have gotten the chance to pick ONE from your current list and be happy with it

Are you actually made of cheese?

Yes, a clear case of double standards lecturing kids on school dinners when its clearly evident that the fat fuck has been on the pies himself. I was thinking about his "mock" fat thing recently!

That Jamie Oliver?

RHCP - Dani California

I started an argument with the bloke next to me about this nonsense and the 40,000 whinging idiots. Same when they wanted the ball to get kicked out when their player got treatment off the pitch. That incident really got on my tits, and not the fact their fans were whinging about it. I just can't believe some of the things our team do. Its bad enough as it is that we always stop our attacks and chance to get a goal, to kick the ball our for other teams players (when the prem have told people not to), but to hold back and not go after them when their players was already of the fucking pitch is unbelievable!!! Successful teams are never nice, or fair and they are always cynical and play to the edge of the rules, they certainly don't bend over backwards to help the opposition like we do. Along with a total lack of coaching we have a total lack of cynical proffesionalism that needs to be instilled into the players. -Rant over- Good rant tbf!

FUCK YEAH!

which is similar except for one glorious detail, I was saying sleeping beside someone helps me sleep, you're mate is a gay. Get on the coke, that will wake ya

I know I am vertically challenged but no need to get personal.. I'm sorry. You can call me a lanky streak of piss if you like. As for Kerzhakov, he is about the same height as Owen and Martins, maybe a bit taller. 5ft 9.

Moisturiser. Hair brush. Ginger hair dye. Mobile fone. Nail clippers. That sort of thing. Fuck off! Missed off me hair straightners man!

Just added Gejon to my list of carriers I have one and I carry stuff that i need in it rather than walking around with it all in my hands or in a carrier bag. Being sensible doesn't equal wrong.

All these things are fine if you aren't someone who still has 1950 ideas or are afraid you aren't sure of your sexuality.

Bacon sandwich, cajun hot sauce and tomato ketchup.

We're not disputing that it doesn't go down as an effort on target, but the fact that someone called it "Sib's shot..." when it was a header! Ya knaa, with his head! Technically it's a shot though. Fair enough pick up on when Oliver puts his usual crap down, but in this instant it's simply clutching at straws for the sake of slagging him off. Although had Oliver said "effort" in the first place, everyone would be happy. Hips summed it up in his post perfectly at 10:20 tbh, Oliver wasn't quoting stats he was describing a passage of play.

I HATE Carr with a passion!

When you've got stuff to carry i though it would already have came in a bag or do Greggs serve their goods up in something else these days. What if you are leaving from home with something to carry?

Didn't fancy a swim?

Lots of pretty girls in bristol. it's a nice town. The two go hand-in-hand, really. Lesbians? No I agree, wouldn't hesitate about going there again. Give me a shout if you do. I'm relatively local. You're buying drinks. Yeah, mine I wouldn't run the risk of rufies anyway! Probably wise

Lots of pretty girls in bristol. it's a nice town. The two go hand-in-hand, really. Lesbians? No I agree, wouldn't hesitate about going there again. Give me a shout if you do. I'm relatively local. You're buying drinks. Yeah, mine

Lots of pretty girls in bristol. it's a nice town. The two go hand-in-hand, really. Lesbians? No I agree, wouldn't hesitate about going there again.

I can easily spend £60 down here! But then you can get away with cheaper if you really have to slum it, managed a night out on £5 and that was on McDonalds after.

Bristol is a good night out. Its getting expensive down here, we don't have a "cheap" pub anymore so you are looking at around £2.50 for a decent pint anywhere you go