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bobby and Rob will play dominos with you. 172289[/snapback] tip: dont mention performance enhancing drugs.

Have to be pissed to buck her from what i hear 172266[/snapback] tries it on with his mother too.....

i'd say only one tbh.

Greatest player ever - i dont think so. Exceptionally gifted - absolutely. The greatest players fulfil their potential.

Yes, thats exactly what it's like. 172152[/snapback] Fish - you should be writing for the Guardian.

Better than any poll on N-O. (er... alledgedly)

Guiness makes it go fucking rather black. Although yet to see a little white head on the top. 172104[/snapback] an old mate of mine would drink guiness by the gallon on nights out up the toon. every single weekend he would have the urge to shit just as he was walking through the path behind the powder monkey pub. And every single weekend he would use his boxers to wipe his arse when he was done. If anyones ever been walking through that cut from station road to the estate behind the powder monkey and seen loads of skidded underwear - thats why.

My Super Ex Girlfriend about a bloke who starts going out with a lass (who turns out to be a super hero) and then dumps her. Funniest bits are when theyre shagging and she breaks the bed (cos she's super strong) and then when he dumps her and she throws a great white shark into the 50th floor flat of his new girlfriend (cos she's totally pissed off with him).

172126[/snapback] and members who argue with them

http://www.flickr.com/photos/blackett_the_first/187925329/ not sure where the cucumber comes from???

i am waaaaaaaaay too picky when it comes to lasses. i absolutely refuse to go out with a lass that smokes so thats 80% of all the clout not even considered.

LCL was bloody gorgeous! they had it on tap in the east end club on wallsend high street.

Old news. i think we need a thread moderation forum.

http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/socc...l.php?ID=108573 Juve are supposedly about to sign him - surely we could nip in and get him?

The Gospel according to Raleigh.

I used to drink it by the gallon. wonderful stuff taste depends on what kind of lager and cider is used - fosters and woodpeckers is what youd get in most pubs.

His NI conts may not have payable at all while he was here.

he said it twice ? EDIT: hes deletteded it.

Fecking hell puds really cracking the whip.

When was the last time a dog stood in a human shit? Dogs ARE intelligent.

so the hair, tie and dodgy wallpaper are spot on I guess........................ 171696[/snapback]

I dont have a tash nor do i wear a shiny silver suit.

'In the garden' - Van Morrison (played at the funerral of fred wests victims).

My sister has just bought a rabbit. She's named it Ernie.

If the options were 'shit', 'shit' and '50 cent' - would that be ok?