Besty

Happy Birthday mate. =]

Sighhh.... TRANSFER RUMOURS Birmingham are set to make a £1m bid for Manchester City striker Darius Vassell in January. (The Sun) West Ham will move for Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner when the transfer window opens. (Daily Mirror) Sheffield United are set to lose out to Lazio in the race to land Italian striker Fabio Vignaroli, who is a free agent after leaving Bari at the end of last season. (Daily Mirror) Finnish goalkeeper Jussi Jaaskelainen's failure to sign a new deal at Bolton has alerted clubs at home and abroad. (The Sun) Chelsea have agreed to pay Millwall £175,000 for their 6ft 5in academy keeper Sam Walker, 15. (The Sun) OTHER GOSSIP David Bentley says making his England debut on Saturday was "the best day of my life" despite getting booed. (Daily Mirror) Steve McClaren is ready to drop Gareth Barry and Emile Heskey for Wednesday's Euro 2008 qualifier against Russia. (Daily Mirror) McClaren has told Michael Owen he does not get to choose his strike partner. (Daily Express) Russia will be forced to name their third-choice keeper, with Igor Akinfeyev and Vladimir Gabulov both ruled out. (Daily Mail) Keith Gillespie admits the 1-0 defeat in Latvia was like a return to the dark ages of Northern Ireland football. (The Sun) Wales boss John Toshack slaughtered his players after the disappointing 2-0 defeat by Germany. (Daily Star) France coach Raymond Domenech says Scotland have been boosted ahead of Wednesday's Euro 2008 tie after the World Cup rugby on Saturday cut the pitch up. (Various) Lithuania boss Algimantas Liubinskas believes Scotland can finish second in their Euro 2008 qualifying group, ahead of either Italy or France. (Daily Express) The Man Utd Supporters Trust has challenged the Glazer family to "open up the books to independent scrutiny" amid claims the club's debts are spiralling out of control. (Various) Derby manager Billy Davies is set for showdown talks with his bosses this week - but could join Leicester if he decides to leave the Rams following reports that they have been lining up a replacement. (Daily Mirror) Business tycoon Richard Downes is poised to invest in Chester - or take over the club. (The Sun) AND FINALLY Sven-Goran Eriksson is struggling to find a home in Cheshire big enough for his line up of 150 suits. (The Sun)

HPY BDAY

3-0 Richardssss

TRANSFER RUMOURS Valencia will make a £10m bid for Arsenal's Gilberto Silva in the January transfer window. (The Sun) Derby County have started the search for a new manager even though Billy Davies is still in charge at the club. (Daily Mirror) Central defender Steven Taylor has shocked Newcastle by refusing a new five-year deal with the club. (The Sun) Portsmouth striker David Nugent has vowed to win back his place in the senior England squad. (The Star) Manchester City boss Sven-Goran Eriksson failed with a triple swoop for Chelsea's Joe Cole, Shaun Wright-Phillips and Wayne Bridge in the summer - but will try once again to sign Cole in January. (The Sun) Sheffield Wednesday want to sign Everton goalkeeper Iain Turner for £250,000. (Daily Mirror) OTHER GOSSIP England coach Steve McClaren has delivered his version of the 10 Commandments ahead of England's game with Israel. (The Sun) Germany coach Joachim Loew wants Chelsea to explain why Michael Ballack has not been included in the club's 23-man squad for their Champions League group games. (Various) Former England striker Alan Shearer says Emile Heskey can be the perfect foil for Michael Owen if he uses his strength and power effectively. (The Sun) Jose Mourinho will be sacked as manager of Chelsea if the club fail to progress from the group stage of the Champions League. (Daily Express) Liverpool striker Fernando Torres says that opponents who try to verbally abuse him are wasting their time. (Daily Mirror) Gretna and former manager boss Rowan Alexander are locked in a dispute over his severance package. (Daily Record) AND FINALLY Sven-Goran Eriksson has been looking at a house in Hale near Manchester but wants to rent rather than buy. (Daily Mail) Diego Maradona will play in a replay of the 1986 World Cup quarter-final between England and Argentina at Villa Park in October. (The Sun)

Ooooo

Just made one because of this thread, seems alright, would be shite without the applications though.

Knocked Up. Decent.

R.I.P

Manchester United are chasing Barcelona's latest prodigy - in the shape of 18-year-old Mexican sensation Giovani Dos Santos. (Daily Mirror) Stoke want to sign Sheffield Wednesday midfielder Glenn Whelan on loan after failing with a permanent offer. (Daily Star) Tottenham are ready to sign Ghana starlet Ransford Osei - the top scorer at the Under-17 World Cup. (Daily Mirror) QPR have tried to bring Lee Cook back on loan from Fulham. (Daily Express) Manchester City reject Hatem Trabelsi is set to sign for French side Le Mans after turning up for a trial. (Daily Mirror) Nottingham Forest are lining up a loan move for Leicester striker Matty Fryatt after their horror start to the new season. (Daily Mirror) Cameroon World Cup star Patrick Suffo has gone on trial at Dundee United. (Daily Record) Dundee trialists Nathan Koo-Boothe and Marc Elston have been told they are not being offered deals. (Daily Record) Released Hibernian striker Gerard Rossi has snubbed Dundee and moved to Slovakian third division side FC Neded. (Daily Record) OTHER GOSSIP Owen Hargreaves has emerged as a doubt for England's crucial Euro 2008 qualifiers after being sent for a scan on a damaged thigh. (The Sun) Actually, Hargreaves has suffered a recurrence of a hamstring problem and has no chance of being fit for Saturday. (Daily Mirror) Aston Villa's Gareth Barry has been put on standby to start his first competitive England game for seven years. (Various) Israel midfielder Gal Alberman believes his side can win at Wembley. (Daily Mirror) Chelsea striker Andriy Shevchenko claims he is fit - but boss Jose Mourinho will not play him. (Various) Wigan boss Chris Hutchings will ask refs' chief Keith Hackett to help overturn the red card Kevin Kilbane picked up at Newcastle. (The Sun) Martin O'Neill is ready to offer injury-plagued defender Martin Laursen a new deal at Aston Villa. (The Sun) Patrick Vieira has claimed clubs like Arsenal are damaging the future of the English game by not bringing local talent through. (Daily Star) Sir Alex Ferguson has finally admitted he was wrong to drive Jaap Stam out of Man Utd because of a personal vendetta. (Daily Mirror) Meanwhile, Ferguson reckons David Beckham has no chance of making soccer a major sport in the US. (Daily Star) Sheffield United are poised to buy Hungarian club Ferencvaros in a £20m deal. (Various) Falkirk chiefs hope manager John Hughes will find time over the international break to sign a two-year contract extension. (Daily Record) AND FINALLY Sir Alex Ferguson says David Beckham was never the same after he got married to Victoria. (Various) Stop posting it too early you cock.

Guess no one spotted the end to my post.

2bias. and Magma.

Happy Bday Lads

Can't even remember my induction at college last year. In the first week you do fuck all, well I didn't last year anyway, they just let you get to know eachother and shite.

55 points this week. Rosicky, Alonso, Taylor, Rozehnal, Berbatov. Too bad Dunne got a red-card.

LOL that was about 10 mins ago Realised I was a bit behind when I was posting that and everyone was posting GOAL.

And wtf at Pattison coming on?

Taylor just landed on his head VERY awkwardly.

Liverpool are beating Derby 6-0 btw!

.. and fucked again Back again, and not 10 mins behind this time. Could you PM me a link for this please? Done. Thought N'Zogbia was going to score there until Shola stepped infront of him.