Invicta_Toon

have we scored yet?

no it shows their so called super manager hasn't got a clue when hasn't got the world's best players at his disposal That's is cobblers Victoria. no. it is not. It stands up to every possible scrutiny. Take that and party

no it shows their so called super manager hasn't got a clue when hasn't got the world's best players at his disposal

Good call imo,but not sure on Nobby at left back like? can you play at left back? what with these feet? [/norman stanley fletcher]

Luque will never ever ever get a game I thought that was common knowledge tbh

it's Newcastle v West Ham United apparently

Cheers Jon lad. I'm not going today will have to content myself with Skirge's chatroom and a cracking stream on footballon.net. Been offered two FREE tickets off two different people today, faal oot from Wednesday, I'd be there normally, and the two tickets would've been snapped up, but I've been sick last two days with all the beers i reckon since christmas, and I followed through again last neet, so fuck it. thanks for sharing Stevie FFS

glandular fever and now a 'stomach problem'? I think playing with the likes of Carr has ruined parker's health

aye we should definitely be going for players that don't want to come here

what's all this bollocks about no short term signings????? and fuckups like past managers what was Bernard, Sibierski and Rossi then? as far as I can see, the only players signed by other managers recently that could be considered short term were Moore and Solano fuck off Glenn and stop talking shite you cockerney wanker

not one player playing in the premiership so....... what's your point?

Do be sure to tell us all about it when you get back. Can't wait to hear about what larks you get up to over there...hopefully there should be some sofas to nick and plenty of sheep to molest, so it should be a bit of a busman's holiday for you! sheep yes ..sofas ???? He is the sofa stealer, the twisted sofa stealer. I was hoping for a clean slate on ToonTastic I thought you were proud of your 'achievements' Jim?

Pardon me? I think what Radgina was trying to say was.. "Oh dear! My sister has not yet given birth to the child that she's expecting any time now" thanks for the translation Cath. She has gone in this morning to be induced so I am assuming it will happen some time today ......looks like I will just have to go out again on a match day? talk about inconsiderate

the one who asked for pics?

he can get fucked imho

you should add a poll to this gems, guilty or not guilty he must be judged by the people's court

or perhaps it really means fan capacity means fuck all wrt the roi potential of a club I think the commercial aspect is probably the major selling point,i mean we all buy 2-3 Newcastle jerseys every season don't we? what's a 'jersey'?

or perhaps it really means fan capacity means fuck all wrt the roi potential of a club

so basically you want your cake and eat it? some fucking people

Yeah, that's true. However, part of the effects of climate change is that we will experience sudden bouts of extreme weather, just like yesterday's. Also, the seasons will become less predictable and the weather more random, although you'd obviously expect some weather like that at this time of year, it might well happen in the middle of summer or at any other time of year. We had some snow last summer, for example. I'd agree but it's been blowing a gale up here for 3 weeks

since when was it a crime to kill a dink?

The game is in two weeks, and they reckon it would devalue the competition further if a team who came 4th in a group is in the next game. Officially they're deciding on Monday, but it's obvious they'll get through. If it was a big club they'd think about it, but who's going to be arsed about WISLA KRAKOW. fucking hell stevie take your heed oot yer arse for one minute as if you would be calling for the 4th place team if Newcastle were due to face Feyenord granted you have your reasons for spurbashing [which I generally support] but FFS have a word with yersel

is there actually a source to this story?

Worse. Debts. Poor club structure. Injury inducing training facility. Unproductive youth academy. that's the wierdest thing about this club

let me get this straight. At the start of this season you expected Newcastle United to win a trophy?