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  1. One for Stevie...

    Grew up 0.56 miles from SJP Currently live 19.74 miles from SJP
  2. Mevlüt Erdinç

    actually, if you have even half a brain, then you will realise your first line proves my statement to be 100% correct. Nolan obviously knows something YOU can't grasp. £14.3 million quid over 5 years might have had something to do with it smeg for brains
  3. Ashley's Transfer History thread

    didnt nufc also sign David Rozenhal from PSG in summer 2007 ?
  4. The NUFC official new signings thread

    Very good! took me 30 seconds of long hard staring then the penny dropped very good indeed
  5. How would you stop Barcelona?

    cloning is the only way...... A team of 10 Chiek Tiotes and 1 Steve Hardwick would do them
  6. Your ideal signings for next season?.

    you can piss right off if you think im negotiating with their club presidente Lendoiro whatshisface again matey...
  7. The big 7

    I would have thought the post where I listed would have demonstrated that there's no point in the debate as its completely subjective to who you watch week in week out. If you want me to list the players I think are better than those players i'll happily do it, even though I know you'll disagree: Ben Arfa - only played a handful of games in the premier league, better: Arteta Osman Fellaini Baines Cahill Saha Tiote - One season in the premier league: Arteta Fellaini Baines Saha Mr Rimmer sir - is that you? That exactly the kind of logic i'd expect from you sir, discounting the quality of players plying their trade for the first time in the premier league. That rules out space junk such as Andy Carroll, Van der Vaart, Javier Hernandez, Yaya Toure, David Silva, David Luiz, Luis Suarez, Apostolos Vellios etc etc Ergo this makes you a complete and utter Smeg Head. Mr Tiote is widely known throughtout the galaxy as being harder than a neutron star and you should never underestimate his capabilities.
  8. Stephen Ireland...

    how close? 1000mm, 6km, 1000km ? ignore me sir i'm being a total smeg head didnt Mr Pardew sir say that he was close to securing one of the current squad on a new contract rather than saying he was close to bagging anew player ? genuine question this one sir
  9. will carroll be fit for the derby?

    i couldnt help but notice that fat slob of a radio presenter "moose" from talksport claiming on twitter that Mr Andy sir is off to them Hotspurs. obese smeg for brains half wit
  10. Shaun Wright Phillips & Roque Santa Cruz

    I can verify it. He was at the ground at 6pm according to my sources. Not the leighton baines source i trust? He'd do a decent job. He's got that priceless commodity we lack - pace. Better option than larsson The next person who mentions Leighton Baines I'll find out where you live and fuckin post anthrax through your door. oh go on then Mr FBGOOOC Sir do enlighten me, i quite like a nice cup of anthrax in the morning. Keeps the circuit boards nice and clean. So whats the story with Leighton Baines and this "source" ?
  11. im not confident...

    you complete and utter makem smeghead smell my fake plastic cheese !
  12. The January Transfer Window 2011

    Eden Hazard...... or more likely one of Falkirks youth squad for 50 quid
  13. Keegan's got £2m

    Are they having a laugh?! McNally is a sad little fat man with an axe to grind. Pretty sure he fell out with KK years back when he worked for the Sunday Sun. He's never got over it. he scribbles for the mirror whilst Caulkin scribes for the times...............i know who i would choose to read whilst i'm curling one out in Starbugs bog
  14. wheres Pud??

    Visit My Website its not mine btw - Dave Lister wouldnt allow that sort of thing sir
  15. Toon bid hopefuls backed by New York firm

    aye Redheugh give us a juicy tit bit that they havent got over there

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