Greg

You TMSing it JJ?

My Gran is 90, still doing well, living alone in two story house.

Spot on assessment if you want my 'outsiders' opinion. Aye I'd go along with that. Self-fulfilling on the clubbing thing though - only wankers want to go clubbing, so it stands to reason that the clubs will be full of them. Aye. They're thin on the ground in Manchester too. 5th Ave is one of the few exceptions (re wankers), though the doorstaff more than make up for that. As young Greg will tsetse fly! Hoyed oot tbh. And the bastards wouldn't let me in this Wednesday either! Twats! Geordie aggro! Biggest bunch of twats I've ever met. Was just in the queue minding my own business, wasn't that pissed, they checked my ID as they do to everyone then one of them recognised me, said your not coming back in here after Saturday. And your right, I'm pretty sure it will be because of the Geordie aggro after rather than actually being thrown out! Bad craic that like if they've got your card marked. Give it a month or two I reckon before making your next attempt and see if the faces have changed. Proper nobheads either way. You wanna persuade your flatmates to go to Jabez or 42nd Street in the meantime. I reckon Luke looks like trouble wherever he goes like. Shaved heed and a shaved ball sack. It's a combination for bother. Hahhaa aye, I actually ended up in 42nd Street on Wednesday after they wouldn't let me into 5th av and I had a top night. Not been to Jabez but a few of my mates have. As for Luke... well, it certainly is a combination for bother. I'm sure he will be on later to defend his ball shaving antics.

Spot on assessment if you want my 'outsiders' opinion. Aye I'd go along with that. Self-fulfilling on the clubbing thing though - only wankers want to go clubbing, so it stands to reason that the clubs will be full of them. Aye. They're thin on the ground in Manchester too. 5th Ave is one of the few exceptions (re wankers), though the doorstaff more than make up for that. As young Greg will tsetse fly! Hoyed oot tbh. And the bastards wouldn't let me in this Wednesday either! Twats! Geordie aggro! Biggest bunch of twats I've ever met. Was just in the queue minding my own business, wasn't that pissed, they checked my ID as they do to everyone then one of them recognised me, said your not coming back in here after Saturday. And your right, I'm pretty sure it will be because of the Geordie aggro after rather than actually being thrown out!

Spot on assessment if you want my 'outsiders' opinion. Aye I'd go along with that. Self-fulfilling on the clubbing thing though - only wankers want to go clubbing, so it stands to reason that the clubs will be full of them. Aye. They're thin on the ground in Manchester too. 5th Ave is one of the few exceptions (re wankers), though the doorstaff more than make up for that. As young Greg will tsetse fly! Hoyed oot tbh. And the bastards wouldn't let me in this Wednesday either! Twats!

I had a big argument on the forecourt of the Shell Petrol Station on the Great North Road in Gosforth, some twat had parked his Ferrari in the middle between the pumps, but there was just enough room for me to squeeze my little Peugeot in and so I did. He then couldn't get into the driver side of his car and kicked off with me for being too close. Told him he shouldn't have parked in the middle between the pumps and he said 'I did it so idiots like you don't park next to me and scratch the paint, move your car so I can get in.' So I took as long as possible as fill the tank up and go and pay! Stupid wanker.

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Today I woke up with a stinking hangover and spent all morning in Delamere Forest and all afternoon on a mixed use farm.

Mine is fucked.

Breaking news...

Got up about 12. Went into uni for 2. Lecture till 4. Did some work till 5. Came back here and have done very little since.

Aye, Kwik Fit blew up! Gas Cylinder or something.

Paper doesn't even look like it has been read tbh Guardian readers can't read... I'd only read the sport section at the time of taking that photo. I only get it because its the cheapest at 25pence.

Absolute tip...

Wigan is one of these stupid clubs that have categories for games. Cat A. Arsenal Bolton Chelsea Everton Liverpool Manchester United Manchester City Newcastle United Cat B. Aston Villa Blackburn Tottenham Hotspur Sheffield Uniuted Cat C. Charlton Athletic Fulham Smoggies Reading Portsmouth Watford West Ham United

Just driven home from Leeds, lightening all the way but no rain... then as soon as I walk in the door of my house it starts pissing it down!

Bob Dylan Live 1975 - The Bootleg Series Album Vol 5.

Fight Club.. Was exellent!

Some of you lot know i´m on the otherside of the world... In Honduras right now, Anyway im out here for 10 weeks, nearly 4 gone so far... Don´t know if anyone will care but you can check up on my trip at www.geordiesatheart.co.uk/greg and see some amazing photos, well they will be there soon... taking a long time to upload them all ... at http://photobucket.com/albums/a34/gregtomlinson/ the password is ´nicaragua´

Let´s try again.... Magic......

Just to clear this up' date=' this isnt the new Newcastle-Online board, this is another board, not just any board mind you..no this is the new, improved, old skool Toontastic, thats not to say that users who werent part of the old days cant be here. ps. anyone wanna teach me how the Quote works? 170[/snapback] Just click the ´"reply´button under someones post. Edit- or maybe not.... i´m sure that worked before, but now i´ve totally fucked it up and made my self look like a twat!

I´m travelling through Central America from Costa Rica all the way to Mexico! Off to El Salvador next!

Alreeeet from Honduras!