Brock Manson

What's worse is the cunts who don't even have the toon badge under their usernames.

Obviously you went to the wrong one.

You must've had a few already.

Nasty stuff. Ale doesn't transfer well to bottles at all. Full of chemicals like. Just doesn't taste right.

Just bought a case of Miller Genuine Draft for a tenner. 15 bottles. Lovely stuff.

Only 3-0, how silly do you feel now!? Relegation form tbh.

Balls.

I can't stand The Who, they're terrible and one of them is a nonce. Not bad live though. I read 1984 and really didn't like it. I'll even go and say that I thought some parts of it were poorly-written (the reading of Goldstein's book for example; drivel). Same with Animal Farm.

Is it on setanta? Might pester my mate to see if he'll have me over to watch the game.

Liverpool - So fucking jammy it's untrue. Full of petulant, cheating tossers who think they have a diving right to silverware because they USED to be a formidable team. That and the fans are rather scummy. Derby - What's the point in them even existing? They're an embarassment and I'll be twitching with glee as Reading hump them 5-0 as usual today. Fulham - Just fuck off. Another team I see no point in. They battle relegation EVERY SEASON and always seem to scrape through for another season of pointless mediocraty. In fact I wouldn't even say they were mediocre. Bolton - See Fulham. Only they're always the team to fuck up results if you're counting on them. Any team managed by 'Appy 'Arry- because he's a cunt. Spurs - Always disliked them ever since I was young after we sold Sir Les and Ginola to them. They were my favourite players (even had those big-head figurines of them, you know the ones?) so I was devestated. Hated them with a passion ever since. Sheffield United - Fans are cunts, team is shit, won't shut up about the Carlos Tevez affair. You went down because you were/are a shit team so stop fucking whinging.

I'd still prefer it if Shearer were to earn his stripes at another club before taking on the job; just to see if he can hack it as a manager. It could be disasterous if he was appointed and didn't have the first clue what he was doing... I can't see him and JFK working together though, both are far too headstrong for a Roeder-Shearer-esque partnership.

You lost all credibility when you couldn't spell 'sense' correctly tbh.

They changed the ending of I Am Legend to be more 'cinema friendly'...God knows what they'll do with Oldboy. Probably the chap who throws Will in a cell for so long will adopt his daughter and then the end will be Will throwing her a birthday party.

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Was in the midst of a game of Fifa 09, when the game cut out and the ring of lights around the power button all flashed red. Now the console won't turn on; it'll just flash red. What the fuck is wrong with it? I'd only been on it for 5 minutes.

Booked for a bad tackle, then booked again for complaining to the ref. Now why can't the refs in the EPL do the same?

Chelsea losing 3-0 as well!

Glock lost 18 seconds on that last lap!

Watched that the other night. Just seemed to be a film about his penis more than anything. No real message in the film and it just didn't go anywhere. Didn't like it.

By the skin of his teeth!

Merry Birthday! Have a smashing one.

Euphemism?

He could always make Kevin Doyle his first-signing as he's been linked with Spurs this morning. I rate Lita more highly actually, and he's been shipped off to Norwich, and is now scoring for fun.

I was wondering how I could possibly hate that ginger vagina anymore and then he goes and becomes the Spurs manager!?!