Brock Manson

I love Jackass.

There's an Asda opposite mind. I just thought the M&s car park had a certain touch more class about it.

Bowling For Soup - Down For The Count

Oh ha-di-fucking-ha. I'll have you know it was sex that I harped on about. With women. It was just 2Jerks who decided that I had a driving obsession. But I have to say, driving around and shagging in marks & spencers car parks is a must for anyone who has just passed their test.

Best of luck kiddoo. You'll do fine.

I have an exam coming up on September 1st which decides whether I get to continue my degree or not. It's only an hour long paper though so I'm not particularly phased by it yet. I'm fairly confident that the coursework I've done for the module will mean I don't have to excel in the exam tbh. Yours dilligently, Brockles

Seeing as she's stuck with you for the time being, who can blame her? (Safety wink)

If we'd have got these signings done in pre-season we may well have beaten ManU. We did. Regards, Attain FYP

Congrats to you both! I'll bet Fish is gutted it's not his like...

+1

Ruddy bloody brilliant band.

I hope they kick that daft bint out and bring Sharon Osbourne back. Fuck it, hire Ozzy.

Cracking way to break the world record that. And he even has a brilliant name for the event.

It was bollocks man.

...I had forgotten how shit teams in the championship were. 2-0 against Argyle ain't a bad start, should've hammered them though.

He agreed personal terms with Spurs when they aren't in the champions league... Money talks.

Rent it on dvd if you have nothing better to do on a tuesday night, other than that, save your money Fish. It's akin to Shrek 3 in terms of shit 3rd sequels. 2nd sequels. Surely. Oh pish. I meant films.

How fucking under-the-thumb is Aimar? He should've kicked the bint in the foof and reminded her who earns the 70k a week.

Rent it on dvd if you have nothing better to do on a tuesday night, other than that, save your money Fish. It's akin to Shrek 3 in terms of shit 3rd sequels.

Mummy 3. What a crock of shite.

Turisas - Rex Regi Rebellis Quality.

Wouldn't say no to Bresciano...