Brock Manson

Merry Birthday!

Guns N' Roses - November Rain

Fucking hell.

Don't even bother with this little weasel Gejon, he's a complete and utter fucktard.

Middle pocket is probably being sunk right now Don't even joke please mate, really not in the mood.

Tbf she was drinking 8.4% cider ffs! Aye I coulda done with staying out a tad longer, seeing as me lass is at a pool hall with a bloke I really don't trust.

Proper fucked off that I had my night out cut short whilst everyone else is out having a good time. Me mate had way too much for her so I had to look after her all night. Even had to lift her off the ladies' toilet floor at the club we went to ffs. She seemed ok when I put her to bed though thankfully. So now can't sleep. Erm....yerself?

Sean Kingston - Change

Don't you wear a Reading top at Reading matches though? And a NUFC shirt at NUFC ones as I'm a follower of both teams. Nice try.

He looks like a muppet an arl.

If he's a lifelong spurs fan he's hardly going to want to be seen wearing a toon shirt at matches.

The league of which Scunny are champions? How very dare you. Reading were in that "shit" league not so long ago mate. Preciesly, and now where are Reading? Just fucks me off when people start claiming the lower leagues are shit. Were you saying that when you were watching your team play in it every week? I can see why fans of the "bigger" teams think it, but not fucking Reading fans. I've been going to Reading games for years, I think I'm perfectly qualified to express an opinion on the lower leagues. The top two tiers of English football are far better than the lower divisions tbh.

Lescott at left back when Shorey's in the squad?

The league of which Scunny are champions? How very dare you. Reading were in that "shit" league not so long ago mate. Preciesly, and now where are Reading?

They're in a shit league though tbf.

Vybz Kartel - ABC Sex

I would've done her up the shitter. [/smo]

Had an incredibly cringeworthy experience of a pair of chavs when wor lass and I had a meal in a chinese restaurant. This young lass was with (I really hope) her father at the table next to us. The bloke made a point of ordering english tea. Anyway, this place was a buffet, and there was a section next to the sushi where you picked up raw meat and took it to the kitchen to be cooked for you. There was a large sign clearly stating this. The lass sits down with a plate of food and the bloke goes "Is that raw meat? You shouldn't eat that, you're 7 months pregnant." He then kicked up a right fuss when she told him that she'd asked a waiter if she could eat the food, and they said she could. The arsehole then gave the waiters all manner of grief, who simply stood looking bemused as they couldn't speak english. Then they sit down and the girl starts txting. I had to get up to the buffet as I nearly pissed meself laughing when they had this exchange: "How do you spell sushi?" "S...c...haych...u...c...haych i" "Oh. How do you spell when?" Daft bint had been to the sushi counter and not the raw meat one. As it turned out, the bloke told the head waiter that he was going to sue because she could've lost the baby.....because her sushi hadn't been cooked. No hope for the kid really.

Please tell me that your sardonic posts started as a result of you sticking a finger up your arse.

ahh Brock...your downfall has started !!! I can't even remember posting that.

There speaks the voice of inexperience. Yes because everyone knows you have to be 'experienced' to find someone attractive. Not really what I meant Brockles. As you might find out in later years, your tastes mature, and you may come to appreciate the curves of a womans body rather than the straight-up-and-down look of a waif-like girl. Which uni are you at by the way? Wouldn't say my girlfriend of 10 months is waif-like. I like who I like, and I really don't see the sex appeal in Nigella Lawson at all. And I'm at Nottingham Uni.

1. Very, very drunk. 2. Tried weed for the first time tonight. 3. Went to a cave rave. 4. I feel like I'm on Big Brother the way hall life is going. 5. Trying to make Bailey's ice cubes.

There speaks the voice of inexperience. Yes because everyone knows you have to be 'experienced' to find someone attractive.