Brock Manson

Because the only people on internet forums offering advice are those that still live with their parents and play computer games instead of having a social life?

I've been meaning to ask you something but you haven't been on msn as of late... When I went up to Newcastle for the Sampdoria game I were in the Pitcher & Piano on Sunday night for tea, and there were two lasses in there (it was about 7:30) who were clearly sozzled. Anyhoo this lass with grey hair collapsed and had everyone running over. The woman she was with was blonde though, so I was wondering if it was you.

Still clearing out the house of all the junk and packing what we're going to keep.

2:08

Real handy how medical science is such that he can be operated on.

Snogged a fat lass.

Don't leave immediately if you're connecting. And don't bring a coat.

Don't you have to be at least 14 before you can legally be arrested?

Was loving the fact Calamity James was wearing #13.

BFS - Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident)

Train journey through outer space? And, wait, you're moving house? Where to? I'll need your new address so I can keep stalking you. We're only moving two doors up the road so it's exactly the same as it is now, only #6. Aye, prototype commercial space flights back in 91. Those were the days.

Going through all the old photos as we're moving house end of the month. Some cracking ones of me growing up.

Name-dropping. Damien Rice - Cannonball

ZZ Top - Gimme All Your Lovin' Beardy.

Guns N' Roses - November Rain

Spank me

At least describe her like.

Some of them are brilliant, but then again some of the calls are just cringeworthy. Monies is gold though.

Slipknot - People=Shit

She's the same age as me like.

Old Orleans in Reading. Quite enjoy eating there, but it's far too expensive.

1. Just got off the phone to Natwest about setting up a bank account. 2. It was fucking tedious as. 3. Put me on hold. 4. All because I couldn't do it online because Nottingham won't tell me the number of me room until I get there. 5. My deoderant ran down me arm during the phone convo and it was most unpleasant.

Been on the Jet Skis to Peacock Island Yet Magma? no. I haven´t my family went but I stayed at the hotel sounds your family had a good holiday while you stayed in the hotel on the net! so you meet any nice lassies then mate? aye I did acuttally, she lives in Hartlepool, problem is I left to get her mobile number/e-mail address to the last minute and didn't get it Always a bastard that like. Grow a beard and all the lasses come running.

Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit