Brock Manson

You and me both. 2 blokes from our block had a full on fight, had to drag my mate away and upstairs covered in blood. He's fucked off accross campus now so I've been phoning the lass he's gone to visit to make sure he's ok. It takes one hell of a lot to get this guy riled up, so for him to be trying to pound the other guy's door down...Christ. I have a fucking 9am lecture as well.

BFS - A Friendly Goodbye

Lasses just pooping out of bushes throwing the lips on you all the time, I bet. What can I say? I can't help it! But seriously, it was more just that I was taken completely by surprise the first few times. Surprise kisses are nice. But yet suprise sex is frowned upon. It's not rape if you shout 'surprise'.

Scarf from House of Fraser for me mam. 2 bars of milk Lindt chocolate for me rents. A striptease mug and some toffee for me pa. Xmas cards. Necklace & a rose for Jules. A german sausage down the xmas market for me tea.

PJ & Duncan - Let's Get Ready To Rumble

Think you can get ointment for that. Weird Al - Star Wars Gangsta Rap

Vybz Kartel - Shot Inna Dem Bumba Claat

And so begins another chapter in the story known as "Bearded Bowling for Soup fan and his long line of lovers" Chapter One: Skol is a cunt.

Necklace I guess. But technically she isn't me lass yet...

Isn't there a Royston Drenthe who plays for Real Madrid? I heard they signed him in the summer...

He can't sing tbh. Coming from you that is probably the best argument for my vote for Bono, you've saved me a lot of time. The man can't hit high notes. He just strains through every song. It's awful. I'd say Zucchero is the best live singer I've ever seen. Amazing voice.

He can't sing tbh.

I absolutely love chinese takeaways and food in general, but I try not to have it too often. Far too much MSG in the stuff unfortunately.

Merry Birthday!

Click here to view my house That's meant to be a garden gnome on me lawn, not Wacky coming to burgle me house. Wouldn't say I was immensely happy right now though.

For some reason this video doesn't want to embed.... =/

Soulja Boy Tell'em - Soulja Girl

Mother-fucking c**ty-faced whorebags.

If you see two tampons walking down the street towards you, which one do you talk to? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts.

Bowling For Soup - Corndog

My 'stupid top' which would normally cost £75. Although I don't see how much you pay for your socks has anything to do with the hoody I just bought.

I saved £60 on it so fuck you.

£15!

Set your alarm and don't stay up so late then you lazy student! Set me alarm for 10:30 to give meself 1/2 hour to get there but someone phoned me so I went back to sleep.