Brock Manson

1. One bastard of a tequila-induced hangover. 2. Probably shouldn't have had 4 glasses of wine at the leaver's dinner before hand. 3. Two of our friends copped off in Dogma. 4. Still just hitting me that I'm likely to never see people from the past 7 years of my life again. 5. Gonna do some revision today.

Had to pop round to me pa's earlier to borrow a bow tie and some cufflinks for a formal school leaver's dinner (swanky I know). Anyway, was going along at 80 when I saw a traffic jam. Turns out there had been a quite serious accident as there were 4 police cars there. Buggers had closed the road so I had no clue where I was meant to be going, so rolled down me window. "You have any idea when the road'll be open?" "Well, how long is a piece of string?" "Twice half its length, but that doesn't answer me question." A little male driving anecdote there. Just have to mention the girlfriend and that's me quota done for the day.

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I always had you pegged as a chap in his late 30's.

Fear Factory - Echo Of My Scream

The All-American Rejects - Dance Inside

18. Just voted for conservative as they offered to drive me to the polling station. I felt special. That and I live in a village, so not voting for them would either mean voting in the racists or saving Ryeish Green School. Neither would benefit society tbh.

Lindor. Aye they're good. Lindt in general do some good chocolate.

Carlos Tevez on his eligibility for playing for West Ham.

Nickelback - Should've Listened

1. On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being "Over the moon", how happy are you with this years' performance? 4 2. Your favourite performance of the season? AZ Alkmaar at home 3. Worst performance? AZ Alkmaar away 4. Best goal? Martins v Spurs or Emre v Reading 5. Worst goal conceeded? Been too many. 6. Best Player? Butt or Milner. 7. Worst player? Bramble. 8. Most improved player? Milner. 9. Most disappointing player? Duff. All the hype and he failed to deliver. 10. If you could have one match to re-play again, which would it be? AZ away. Without the fucking negative "tactics". 11. What would you consider as our luckiest perfomance? Not really sure. 12. Realistic goals for next season? Mid-table. 13. Biggest suprise of the past season? Nobby not being played at RB despite Carr clearly being inferior. 14. Biggest disappointment? The treatment of Milner almost being shipped off to Villa before a last minute change of heart. 15. Which player do you see as making the biggest improvement next year? Milner again. 16. Which single (realistic) signing would you most like to see us make? Appiah. 17. Which peripheral player do you see as breaking into the main team next season? Edgar. 18. Which player is most likely to leave? Owen and the Zog. Who will go to Arsenal or whoever and thrive. 19. Your favourite (not necessarily the "best") player this year? Nobby. 20. What is the main area the team needs to improve to gain UEFA Cup Qualification next year? The defence, seeing as Bramble and Moore as as good as gone.

Vulnerable - Lecture Over

Coppell saying Sidwell is definitely going, but isn't at liberty to say where apparently.

Bam-chicka-ba-wow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lj5yxE4eWg...ted&search=

Blackburn's second was offside as well.

They should play Sidwell. Be 3-0 down if that were the case.

Reading 3 all now.

Fucking Blackburn cunts.

That bloke from the beeb is at it again:

You've got to laugh. Fucking typical.

Reading 2-2 Need one more otherwise no europe. This is killing me.

West Ham 1-0 at Old Trafford ffs.

Pattison? Fuck off.