Brock Manson

Blatantly one of those who walks out with 8 packets of mints, 2 bottles of cough medicine and a packet of tissues (no doubt for the wank he will be having later wishing he had the bottle to ask for what he really wanted). I buy them in the gents' toilets and store them in me wallet. Shit scared when I was told that tends to wear them down faster... Just pull out, its a lot cheaper and a lot better Aye but then the clean-up's a reet bastid. Her problem tbh

Blatantly one of those who walks out with 8 packets of mints, 2 bottles of cough medicine and a packet of tissues (no doubt for the wank he will be having later wishing he had the bottle to ask for what he really wanted). I buy them in the gents' toilets and store them in me wallet. Shit scared when I was told that tends to wear them down faster... Just pull out, its a lot cheaper and a lot better Aye but then the clean-up's a reet bastid.

Friday night and I have fuck all to do. What's worse is everyone's going out tomorrow and I have training. All off to see Pirates. I want to see Pirates.

Blatantly one of those who walks out with 8 packets of mints, 2 bottles of cough medicine and a packet of tissues (no doubt for the wank he will be having later wishing he had the bottle to ask for what he really wanted). I buy them in the gents' toilets and store them in me wallet. Shit scared when I was told that tends to wear them down faster...

1. About to open a budweiser (it was on offer). 2. Wish I'd known about the family planning centre sooner so I wouldn't have paid for...yknow. 3. Gym tomorrow. I'll be fucked if I'm buying lunch only for me mate to order the most expensive thing on the fucking menu. I'm taking the bugger down subway. 4. Listening to reggae metal...it's different. 5. Had a weird dream last night that I still can't get me head round.

bad idea ...had one and put the top back on the bottle....having a Jack now Didn't drink it straight did you???

Is that you Brock ? Bastard!

Do indeed. Used to go with both parents before they divorced. Good seats halfway up the north stand.

Me mam being the only person in the stand to stand up and cheer when a Reading goal is ruled offside.

People who look for any excuse to slag off a certain player, and refuse to acknowledge when they do well or have a great game. Arseholes who hold onto the giant banner as it's passes them en route around the stadium.

Always have a story about animals as well.

Mmhmm.

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If it wasn't for Depp there wouldn't be any form of viewability for the whole films at all IMO. Viewability, did I just make that word up? Probably, but quoted for truth all the same.

West Ham could fuck right off. Surely with Ashley's spondooli...we could try a bid for Alves ourselves? Or am I just being too hopeful...

Nowt much happening today. Think I'm seeing POTC on Sunday though. Would still rather see 28 Weeks Later.

That lass of yours has you on a fucking leash tbh. Shut the fuck up u spotty teenage geek! Come back in 10 years when you've had more than a fiddle in a 15 year old knickers and I'll take u seriously. I'm a new man, cooking is a hobby, nobody can iron a shirt quite like me and my lawn is like the 18th green at Augusta! Touched a nerve have I? Bet you haven't in fucking ages.

now it's moved to his face ... It's the sodding shadow from the light you buggers.

For £5.5 million he'd be a good signing imo. Need someone with versatility given how stretched the sqaud is.

Dug out GTA San Andreas for me lunchbreaks. Brilliant game.

Would much rather a 5 million bid for Shorey tbh. Better player.

I'm on study leave with no exams for 2 weeks. Inside all day revising though so it's not all great. Don't even have the car.

1. My hair looks exactly like Brendan Urie's. 2. Becuase I didn't dry it. 3. Singing along to Panic! At The Disco to mark such a circumstance. 4. Eating a kiwi fruit. Lush. 5. Still have to persuade the lass to go see 28 Weeks letter with me. Otherwise I have to go with a mate.