Brock Manson

Well they just played the begining of Kaizer Chiefs ont he radio so I had to turn it off and play: Fear Factory - Pisschrist It's cleaning my ears.

I heard if you did that it'd kill you? Or was that a sneeze and a burp?

When Earl tries to quit smoking: "I don't want to die" "I don't want to die" *takes a drag* "Giving up smokin is hard."

Pearl Jam - Alive

Just seen My Name Is Earl and thought it wasn't too bad, reminded me of Scrubs a bit, don't know if it was by the same writers or not. There have been some awful comedies recently, I didn't think Nighty Night should've been given a new series for one thing.

Fear Factory - Body Hammer Everything about this song is pure class. "Pound, drive, swing, strike / Break down, smash down / Pound and drive / Swing and strike / Break it down"

One time when I ws at my old school (I must've been 8 or 9), I woke up with cramp in me gut and all the way to school I was letting rip with some of the foulest-smelling farts! Anyway, I was in a lesson and we were watching a video, where I thought I really had to fart again otherwise I'd explode, but didn't want anyone to notice the smell, so I take up my seat in a corner and let rip a silent one. Unfortunately I followed through and left the whole room smelling like the stuff that comes out of the gas taps in the science lab Legged it to the bogs and promptly exploded the contents of me sphincter. Oh and there was that classic when I was a about 10, I had that feeling I was going to vomit so sauntered up to the teacher's desk and said "Miss, I think I'm gonna throw up". Then, true to my word, did so all over her desk.

On the flight back from Tampa, the flight crew were wearing xmas hats and our stewardess had antlers on...and they had a bell.... I'm ashamed to say I had a relapse

I think his show is funny Gracia - Run and Hide (a song Meenzer knows I'm sure )

She's 19 now though so not underage

You should but don't go and get one on your face like Mike Tyson. I want a tattoo when I'm old enough (*cough* pluck up the courage to get one *cough*) and I'd like to get something written on my arm in chinese. (Don't know what though)

R Kelly - The World's Greatest

Saw that advertised when I was in the states and it looked class! Have to see it I watched Toy Story 1 & 2 recently.

I hear the grammar police sirens on their way...

You aren't meant to cheer when I get hit by a puck

You've never been to Whitley Bay Rink, have you? 76523[/snapback] I've heard a few complaints from Elly about it I got hit on the knee with a puck on Saturday. All that fucking padding and it got me where there wasn't any (saved it mind)

98 Rock, Tampa Bay's #1 rock station They play some cracking tunes

Sunday Surgery

Hey credit where credit's due, that's a good song. Rage Against The Machine - Guerilla Radio

Yes, Yes I am The Crimea- Lottery winners on Acid 75701[/snapback] Pffffft Alien Ant Farm - Wish

Sum 41 - Chuck Are you mocking Sum 41 and then listening to Bloc Party? ....

Sum 41 - hooch Because I haven't heard it in awhile.

But I went to the rink in Basingstoke which is in Hampshire whereas I live in Berkshire, so I can't sue the local council can I? I dunno I'm not very knowledgable in that sort of thing And why would there be a loose paving slab on the ice? I did see some blood and tried to scrape it but they'd re-surfaced the ice so I couldn't get rid of the stuff. So I left it.

Sue Reebok?

But they're new and have a lace-lock on them which I'm not used to yet. But they do have the NHL logo on the back