Brock Manson

A tramp walks into a bar and walks up to the barman. "Scuse me mate, do you have any cocktail sticks I could have?" He asks. The barman nods and hands him a cocktail stick, the tramp thnaks him and leaves. A few minutes later, another tramp walks in, and also asks for a cocktail stick. The barman suspiciously hands one over. Again, another tramp walks into the bar. "Hey, you don't have a drinking straw I can borrow?" He asks. The barman gives him a quizzical look and says: "Hang on, two guys like you have come in here and asked for cocktail sticks and you want a straw? What's going on?" The tramp shrugs and says: "Someone's been sick outside and all the solid bits are gone."

The food's always worse than the actual flying part anyway!

I was quite young, I think we went to America. Just thought it was boring.

What scares me is that is actually true

Fear Factory - Pisschrist

I would like to point out the following: 1) Sum 41 may not be the best band around, but they have produced some good stuff. 2) I don't like Blink 182. 3) The Spiderman movie came AFTER Sum 41 had recorded "What We're All About". 4) That song was a pisstake. 5) So was Pain For Pleasure SLP

you could leave your front door wide open iywmho 83974[/snapback] It has to be with him tbh

report card tbh 83970[/snapback] Bring back the cane imo

I had a detention today but I didn't go to it. Ooooooo such a rebel.

Anything that has been this over-hyped, is something I wont touch. There are a few albums which I never listen to because they sucked, despite being built-up as godly by the tossers at Radio 1 and NME etc.

Good mornin. Been up for about an hour thanks to the fucking cousins' dog we're looking after. Little rat of a yorkshire terrier that, upon discovering my aunt Ju had left started barking. And barking. And fucking barking. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to the clients as they leave? Thanks for coming.

Oasis - (What's The Story) Morning Glory?

Queen - One Vision

Kid Rock - Bawitdaba (thanks Meenzer! )

Jonno - Rap "J to the O to the N to the NO"

82620[/snapback] I'll have you know it's a lovely song and I can relate to it Nine Inch Nails - All The Love In The World

James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover

Cheers Up Brock. it could worse. (I think) 82599[/snapback] Just past memories I'd rather forget coming back to me Pearl Jam - Off He Goes (i'm listening to the Greatest Hits)

Pearl Jam - Nothingman ABout what I feel right now

Eminem - Kill You Marshall Mathers LP is his best album by far.

Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter My favourite of all time sing along track. One of the best songs I've ever heard.

Pearl Jam - Off He Goes

KT Tunstall - Stoppin' The Love

Bowling For Soup - Drunk Enough To Dance

I was going to post this in a new thread but decided against it, but here's a great photo of the Madejski Stadium during Reading's 2-0 win over Coventry.