Brock Manson

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Saw. Yes. Again. Me mate Jonno hadn't seen it so on it went. I'll be watching Saw and Saw 2 in september as that's when me jorman lass is over. Then Saw 3 comes out on Halloween.

Nowt like improving people's perceptions of the North East and Northeasterners eh Pud? 185286[/snapback] Giving the public what they want mate 185312[/snapback] I'll give you £100 instead to tattoo "Fall Out Boi lolzork!" and grow a side fringe such that the tattoo is clearly visible.

Caption competition: False start!

He could have the 69 shirt for all I care, it's the player who's important; not his number.

Bloody hell Valencia are going to be one to watch this season!

Reverse the scoreline and there you have it. Martins brace.

I was going to go skating but Dave couldn't make it as he had work, so now I only have a driving lesson pencilled in for today. So I'm on the internet.

1) My current outfit can only be described as "minimalism". 2) I'm listening to Pearl Jam. 3) I have a shit love life. 4) I have a beard. 5) I only have until 4th September before I'm back at school.

That grin is CLASS! 184422[/snapback] Just realised what he reminds me of with that grin - Eddie Murphy in Coming To America. "Yes. Yes. Fuck you, too!" 184654[/snapback] Look at his hand! We've fucking signed Desmond Tutu.

Can't pick up the remote.

It has a pet moth instead. Well it's not a moth but it's some form of winged insect which for all intents and purposes shall be classed as a moth hereafter.

183926[/snapback] Crisis tbh. 183929[/snapback] Relegation tbh. 183934[/snapback] Naw. Too good to go down. Mid-table.

I used to only eat the white when I was younger for some reason, then one time chanced it and tried the yolk and felt bad for wasting so many fried eggs. Yolk's the best part no doubt, but the white is auch good.

Martins back in the 40's tbh.

183926[/snapback] Crisis tbh.

Bit harsh on Italy isn't it?

Reading lost to Villa. Much more important tbh.

Depends how drunk I am, and if I'm allowed to grab a strongbow straight afterwards. £50 at that point.

Awww Have you got any new pics? It'd be better than having to look at all these spiders 183901[/snapback] Aye course! We've had them for 2 weeks now and they're growing like booger. This is them in the living room after knackering themselves out. =] Shawnee being mischievous. Tabs on the record player. =]

Fruitcake with wensleydale cheese. Mmmm.

Howay Mr Rogers.

Catmag, me kitten Tabs was tying to play with the swinging banner under your avatar.

Blimey, first Martins...

...And that links him to us how?