Brock Manson

A tip top tip: If you have a loft (or attic should you prefer), leave the hatch open. That way, heat will go to the roof and the house will be marginally cooler.

Then end up with his head up Dyer's arse.

It's worse for you as heat rises an arl!

Had a bath yesterday and there was a mini jacuzzi going on.

She will if she realises I forgot to delete the history on her comp.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/crabs/ (I know what you were thinking opening this thread )

The story is, I had a German Exchange between my school and hers, in which us lot would go over there and get completely shit-faced each night down the irish pub, then their lot would come over here a few months later for 2 weeks where you needID for that sort of thing. Originally me mate Adam and I were paired up with 2 lads who seemed a bit...special. Mine enjoyed reading about classical history in his spare time. We'd originally asked for girls you see. So Adam was incredibly pissed off with our teacher, as she'd waited until the last day of term to give us the letters. Right before I leave school in a huff, Adam runs up to me and goes: "Tom! She's going to change our Germans, let's go." A brief walk later, I'm standing before the teacher who's holding two pieces of paper, but the blank side facing us so that we can't see what they look like (her way of trying to land one of us with a minger). I chose the one on the right, turned it over, saw Tainah a nd I got the hot one. Adam has a lass anyway so he didn't care too much. Anyways, Tainah's letter had her msn so I had a chance to get to know her a bit before we flew out. Then, the first night her and I were alone on the sofa as her parents had gone to bed, both silent waiting for one another to make the first move so I did. So aye, I've met her. 160778[/snapback] That would have done! I always thought this was a daft internet romance and she was infact a 50 year old German man called Hermann. 160840[/snapback] Gawd no I wouldn't have a problem with Courtney otherwise (I'm not going on about it, I'm sticking things out with Tainah at least until after the jormans come over here).

I'm sleeping with just a sheet over me and the windows wide open, and still it's sweltering! I drift off regardless though. Except I was jerked awake (somewhat literally) by a certain dream last night.

Whom may i ask? 160811[/snapback] Bowling For Soup - A Hangover You Don't Deserve. It's the happiest album of all time, and boy do I need to be happy right now. And to anyone thinking "Ha ha BFS suck" then Download: Shut-Up And Smile. What a tune.

Just listening to me fave album for one last time before I go to Switzerland tomorrow!

The story is, I had a German Exchange between my school and hers, in which us lot would go over there and get completely shit-faced each night down the irish pub, then their lot would come over here a few months later for 2 weeks where you need ID for that sort of thing. Originally me mate Adam and I were paired up with 2 lads who seemed a bit...special. Mine enjoyed reading about classical history in his spare time. We'd originally asked for girls you see. So Adam was incredibly pissed off with our teacher, as she'd waited until the last day of term to give us the letters. Right before I leave school in a huff, Adam runs up to me and goes: "Tom! She's going to change our Germans, let's go." A brief walk later, I'm standing before the teacher who's holding two pieces of paper, but the blank side facing us so that we can't see what they look like (her way of trying to land one of us with a minger). I chose the one on the right, turned it over, saw Tainah and I got the hot one. Adam has a lass anyway so he didn't care too much. Anyways, Tainah's letter had her msn so I had a chance to get to know her a bit before we flew out. Then, the first night her and I were alone on the sofa as her parents had gone to bed, both silent waiting for one another to make the first move so I did. So aye, I've met her. 160778[/snapback] did anyone else just hear the final few chords of the Hollyoaks theme? or was it just me? 160783[/snapback] Brockside Close tbh.

The story is, I had a German Exchange between my school and hers, in which us lot would go over there and get completely shit-faced each night down the irish pub, then their lot would come over here a few months later for 2 weeks where you need ID for that sort of thing. Originally me mate Adam and I were paired up with 2 lads who seemed a bit...special. Mine enjoyed reading about classical history in his spare time. We'd originally asked for girls you see. So Adam was incredibly pissed off with our teacher, as she'd waited until the last day of term to give us the letters. Right before I leave school in a huff, Adam runs up to me and goes: "Tom! She's going to change our Germans, let's go." A brief walk later, I'm standing before the teacher who's holding two pieces of paper, but the blank side facing us so that we can't see what they look like (her way of trying to land one of us with a minger). I chose the one on the right, turned it over, saw Tainah and I got the hot one. Adam has a lass anyway so he didn't care too much. Anyways, Tainah's letter had her msn so I had a chance to get to know her a bit before we flew out. Then, the first night her and I were alone on the sofa as her parents had gone to bed, both silent waiting for one another to make the first move so I did. So aye, I've met her.

He could link up well with Luque if either of them plays the supporting role. Both can finish. Would prefer to see an out and out forward mind as well as Saviola.

Wasn't getting tanned like I was earlier until the sun went behind the trees.

Bassid !!! try sitting in an office full of mongs for 8 hours when the "indoor" temperature is 27.5 degrees ffs !!! S'not a pretty sight or smell.. 160700[/snapback] Well I would've offered you one at least.

But...that's not RAWK! 160612[/snapback] Nor is: Dolly Parton - In The Ghetto

Nothing beats sitting outside with me book and a cold budweiser (budvar) with me ipod blaring out pearl jam.

Came up with a surprisingly good sandwich.

Ludacris - Stand Up Fo shizzle.

Should know it's too hot to either think straight or care.

It was either that or wendslydale, and I didn't think that would've worked.

Came up with a brilliant analogy.

Just as I was about to say yer sandwich was nice. Except I had to substitute TNT cheese with edam and spinach with lettuce.

Is mistaken.

Why the fuck do Liverpool want a new striker when they've just bought one?