aimaad22

Ffs Bruno off the bar

Karft has been rubbish Which tells you Hall must really be rubbish

Paqueta and Bruno almost in a game of their own

That should have been 2-1 Gordon

Id argue Pope has been our biggest miss. The fall in quality has been massive. I'd make decent backup keeper one of the priorities for the summer based on this season.

Our defending man.... Also Dubravka is completely useless. Stands half way when he should be closing down the forward and making it difficult for him at least. We haven't looked good so far. Other than Gordon perhaps.

Difficult to be confident about anything this season. West Ham are hit and miss but they've got good players and Paqueta and Kudus can cause serious problems to our shite defence/keeper. The bit of rest will have hopefully done the lads some good, bar Bruno. If we rediscover our usual SJP energy levels we should have enough to beat them. Sausages it is.

Not sure what's your point because despite barely playing he still has more goals than ASM in his last season with us

He's probably still faster than Burn.

Must have been a real bore

Everton's next FFP hearing is coming up, give Gemmill some space.

A Roman walks in to a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.” The bartender says “you mean a martini?” The Roman replies “no, if I wanted a double I would have asked for one.”

That all does make sense but many of us did rather shrug off the charges last year too before he was suspended for 10 months I know its not the same thing but it's going to take a few more years of being run like a normal club before the ingrained bedwettingness subisdes from the general fan base. I get the points being made about Italians in the PL but I thought he was very promising before the ban. A proper Eddie Howe player with tehnical attributes on top. If he can put all this behind him and start the new season fully fit there's a good chance he can be a success.

This is precisely the sort of shite that makes you nervous knowing Nufc's luck. I mean Staveley's troubles by themselves might not spell disaster but I wouldn't be surprised if MBS woke up tomorrow and decided to disband the PIF to buy 200 superyachts and start a floating country or something. Building a long term self sustaining model is absolutely key.

Have you heard about the tree that could talk but was too afraid to do so It was afraid it would dialogue

When they same its the same problem but a 'fresh' version it only sounds like it was badly mismanaged. The whole injury situation is beyond a joke now. Serious introspection needed even if in the end it's really just bad luck. Get the bloody training ground and other sponsors in now ffs because that's 2 CBs we need in addition to everything else.

Aye I think Carver and Kinnear give him some competition in being the worst manager I've seen but from what I can remember they were at least relatively more likeable as human beings.

What a pathetic sad little man Bruce is. I honestly can't stand to listen to him. Never did when he was manager and certainly wont be clicking on that link now. As Alex said I'm glad it bothers him and it's very plain to him that despite his pals in the media everyone knows he was just a REALLY SHITE manager and a lazy arsehole on top of it. Fitting that he was the final Ashley manager, the night really is darkest before the dawn.

If the toast was from Sunderland you could say it was in-bread captivity