Super_Steve_Howey

"I'd assume that the sort of money we would need to acquire players will be made available" Makes me chuckle that one Fat Fred: "You want how much to secure Luque on a 4 year deal? It's as good as done Graeme, right next request?"

Glenn to fans: "you want the truth?" "You want the TRUTH!?"

Not to be confused with Super Steve Howey Internet Cool Dude and Net Lothario well, so I imagine anyway

Search for holiday lets, although I'm not sure there will be any in central Newcastle, probably more in the coutry. Plus they're probably on a week by week basis, not sure to be honest. Freind of mine with a young family always uses a holiday let in London

Eye-opening thread to be sure. I never really thought about it, but would it not follow the Lesbian model, where there is usually (correct me if i'm wrong ladies) a masculine and a feminine member of a relationship, isn't this the case with guys? I.e. the more masculine gays (i.e. the ones you can't spot ) pair up with the more obvious feminine gays (not sure which side the raging Queens are though )? Or is that an over simplification/generalisation? p.s. not sure if anyone else has noticed, but does anyone else think Meenzer's a bit, you know....

Thank You mother p.s. do not read any further down this post Thank fuck for that, I'll have to get moving quick sharpish in the morning :D

In no particular age order by the way: Skiving rugby/cricket Rounders!?! (wish we had actually played baseball, I might have got somewhere...) British Bulldog Kisschase Manhunter Professional Fight Promotion Tree Climbing edit: Chess , but I was cool with my mastery of the game

Which codes would this be, then???? I thought exocets are radar-based missiles and the bombs that were dropped on Ardent, Antelope etc were just pilot aimed. Where's Rob when you need him? I think he means the order codes from the French armaments catalogue

I took my computer to a professional repair shop somewhere in Forest Hall and they made a complete balls up of what was a trivial problem. And I was daft enough to give them £50 for the trouble. (directed to Ally - http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...t&p=299656)

It's that Jonny Walker feller to blame so it is

I hear someone say he married his sister because he got her up the duff.

The first missile launchedin threads was a massive EMP attack over the North Sea. It's funny how Bush and his cronies act like we have never been in greater danger today when in the 60s, 70s, and 80s we had all this crap hanging over our heads. What about this...... There were loads more close calls than just that, usually involving early warning system malfunctions. There was an interesting philosophical debate as to whether any human would ultimately have the balls to push the button, no matter what he was being told Anyway, it all comes down to Denzel Washington's line in Crimson Tide: "in the nuclear world, the true enemy is war itself." The whole point of the existence of nuclear weapons is that nobody ever pushes the button So your pro trident then ? Idealistically no, but realistically, yes. I just can't get my head round the CND assertion that if we gave up Trident then everyone else would disarm. The shortness of debate over alternative deployment vehicles / strategies was quite alarming though. I was born into a nuclear world, I don't hold out too much hope of dying in a nuclear free world.

Get some knowledge and broaden your horizons. Or at the very least just understand what this thread is talking about. I am pretty shocked people can own computers and not have that knowledge tbh. This thread scares me a bit tbh, I have visions of torch baring mobs shouting "we must burn what we don't understand, burn it I say!!" KILL IT WITH FIRE

The first missile launchedin threads was a massive EMP attack over the North Sea. It's funny how Bush and his cronies act like we have never been in greater danger today when in the 60s, 70s, and 80s we had all this crap hanging over our heads. What about this...... There were loads more close calls than just that, usually involving early warning system malfunctions. There was an interesting philosophical debate as to whether any human would ultimately have the balls to push the button, no matter what he was being told Anyway, it all comes down to Denzel Washington's line in Crimson Tide: "in the nuclear world, the true enemy is war itself." The whole point of the existence of nuclear weapons is that nobody ever pushes the button

I understand that the targets were Boulmer (Radar Station), Newcastle Airport, the A Power Station at Hartlepool, Catterick (where the RSG was), and the two main urban conurbations on Tyneside and Teeside So presumebly - one missile would deliver 6 warheads to its targets. Christ - the north east would be completely ruined. Is it not just the yanks that have that multiple warhead technology? The way it works is one huge bomb flies off in to space, but splinters in to 6-10 little bombs, and they developed this to evade defence bomb mechanisms. The multiple warhead was used by both Russia, America and the UK. There is no effective missile defence, it's introduction was because with it, one silo/sub launched missile could destroy multiple targets with more total damage as pound for pound multiple smaller nuclear warheads are more effective than one large one. The 9Mt bomb, whilst not a first strike weapon for any future nuclear war, was ICBM mounted for first strike use during the eighties, and would kill you on the mini golf course at Whitley Bay if targetting Greys Monument

Anti-gravity drawers? cool

That wasn't a foul in a million years, he ran into him after he had released the ball. Should never have been a free kick.

I think they used a variation of the Chewbacca Defence What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major Premiership football club, and I'm talkin' about Nicky Butt! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Nicky Butt lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Er, wassat?

Divorced yet Kieth?

Next week on Top Gear: we try to deliver and detonate a home made nuke in Whitley Bay using a 4 wheeled delivery system bought for under £1000

Most of them go off one mile above the ground. I can't see the blast wiping out Whitley Bay if goes off ove the toon. People one mile away from the epicentre of Hiroshima survived. Aye, but... I think modern ICBMs are a good deal more powerful than the H-Bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, like. Aye but not so powerful everything is wiped out 12 miles away. 1 megaton: Destruction of most buildings : in a radius of 3.8 miles Damage to most buildings: in a radius of 10.5 miles Kentucky fried picknicers: in a radius of 6.2 miles 20 megatons: Destruction of most buildings : in a radius of 10.5 miles Damage to most buildings: in a radius of 29.2 miles Kentucky fried picknicers: in a radius of 18.6 miles The US has a reserve of fifty 9 megaton nuclear bombs, which until 1988 were mounted on Titan II ICBM's The biggest ever succesfull nuclear weapon test to date was a 50 Megaton explosion by the Russians, although that would involve the death of any bomber crew sent to drop it P.S. for 9 megatons, it's not as simple as halving the difference of the figures above due to the inverse square law, but suffice to say, if you were in a beer garden in Whitley Bay at H hour, it would not be a good day out

Standing in a beer garden in Whitley Bay, you would immediatley burst into flames. and the pub would be half flattened a few minutes later

so you're not going to have them mummifed and placed in your coffin at your feet?

Not much of a looker yourself Stevie....