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stop fucking training tbh. just do 30 mins at the end of every game you unfit, genetically challenged legoman. No wonder your ancestors got caught man. I know his heritage is not UK, but it was there for the taking.

Still time yet bonnie lad.

euphemism for Google tbh.

7. Fucking out of towner.

Yeah this is an infected/dying nerve...not quite as painful as getting stilletoed in the nads, but close. When i first went to the dentist (emergency appointment) they kept me waiting twenty minutes and I was virtually hallucinating with pain, fidgeting, cold sweats, looking like a needy crack user. Dentist came down to apologise for keeping me waiting however invited someone else up. I looked at her and said in my best, escalating 'here's Johnny!' voice, "Can I just let you know I am in EXCRUCIATING PAIN!". Would've been funny it I wasn't so fucking sore. I was receiving injections within 2 minutes. I had 10mg of diazepam on tuesday night to help me sleep. Totally ruined me yesterday I couldn't get out of bed. Did I also mention I have an eye infection? Eyelid swollen up like plum, lot of it about apparently. Is it 36 when the body starts to pack in or what?

Nobody heard him, the dead man, But still he lay moaning: I was much further out than you thought And not waving but drowning. Poor chap, he always loved larking And now he's dead It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way, They said. Oh, no no no, it was too cold always (Still the dead one lay moaning) I was much too far out all my life And not waving but drowning. missed opportunity to rhyme sharking with larking tbh.

waive his pay off as long as it is spent in the next transfer window on a player of his choosing?

Buy a sheeps winnet? eh? Dog. Think Brad Pitt in Snatch. I can think as hard as I want, but I aint seen it. Turbanstiles though, this thread has never gone past that for me.

Actually you would've thought that they would give me some antibiotics while going through the treatment. They could've whacked an extra £30 on the bill too. Amateurs.

Buy a sheeps winnet? eh?

That reads like a poem, can you make it Haiku?

Thanks Soccermom

aye this root canal is costing me £350. Basically no new NHS patients unless you are on the dole/a spaz/etc while the anti-pain was kicking in she goes; "is it okay if I do a check up while we are waiting for that to kick in" Are you gonna say no? Took her 2 minutes max...nowt wrong anywhere else. That'll be an additional £38 please. greedy bitch. Manchester sort too. Wanks, as Stevie might venture.

Thanks for the advice mate. I am in between appointments getting a root canal done. Incidentally (no pun intended), I had a wisdom tooth out at that very school by some ham fisted acne riddled geek. He effectively put pliers in and twisted and twisted. The tooth in front of it was damaged and is now dead and root canalled and crowned. The tooth in front of that one has gone the same way, now dead. No other teeth in my mouth are problematic. A very false economy that turned out to be.

lol perfectly timed too. thanks for the advice above.

My screen at work, though largely blocked by my ample shoulders and bulging biceps, is viewable by the dozens of people who walk past. As there are many people on here who like to grace their posts with large clearly non-work related images in their sigs, also avatars, pictures of smilies etc etc all of which even at a casual glance does not reflect well on my already ailing output and outlook. Is there a means of disabling all this? Lo-fi doesn't seem to do it. I just want text and nay jiggling titties. Too much to ask? Ta.

any volunteers to assist?

cheers Tom. It got so bad I couldn't use the pc, but took more pain killers and they kicked in eventually. I was googling the limits of pain killers and decided it was too painful to bother looking. worked but probably damaged my liver.

wish i had whiskey.....ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

can't sleep am on 800mg ibuprofen, 1.5g paracetamol and 22mg of dihydrocodeine tartrate and my tooth is fucking killing me. help!

as at now; Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS 1 Man Utd 27 12 1 0 30 5 8 4 2 18 7 36 65 2 Chelsea 28 7 5 2 23 8 10 2 2 25 8 32 58 3 Liverpool 28 8 6 0 22 8 8 4 2 23 12 25 58 4 Aston Villa 28 5 7 2 20 15 10 0 4 22 14 13 52 5 Arsenal 28 7 5 2 18 11 6 5 3 23 15 15 49 6 Everton 28 5 5 4 20 16 7 4 3 16 12 8 45 7 West Ham 28 7 1 6 19 17 4 5 5 15 17 0 39 8 Man City 28 9 0 5 30 12 1 5 8 15 24 9 35 9 Wigan 28 6 4 4 13 12 3 4 7 14 15 0 35 10 Fulham 27 8 3 2 21 10 0 7 7 3 13 1 34 11 Bolton 28 6 2 6 14 15 4 1 9 16 25 -10 33 12 Hull 28 3 3 8 15 29 5 5 4 19 21 -16 32 13 Tottenham 27 5 5 4 15 9 3 2 8 17 23 0 31 14 Sunderland 27 5 2 6 15 15 3 5 6 12 20 -8 31 15 Stoke 28 7 4 3 17 13 0 4 10 10 31 -17 29 16 Newcastle 28 4 6 4 20 22 2 4 8 14 23 -11 28 17 Portsmouth 27 5 2 7 18 22 2 5 6 11 22 -15 28 18 Blackburn 27 3 5 6 15 21 3 4 6 15 22 -13 27 19 Middlesbrough 28 4 6 4 12 15 2 2 10 8 25 -20 26 20 West Brom 28 5 2 7 19 27 1 2 11 6 27 -29 22

tbf it was the right back position and we were all watching on fucking shitty feeds and the commentators never pointed out who it was (they on shitty feeds too?) and we've never seen R Taylor make a rick and we've seen S Taylor make fucking thousands, so zero surprise if many thought it was him. Tayls did have a decent game though...keep him away from central defence, if nothing else he's less likely to give away a penalty. Has Ryan done anything good yet? He put some awful balls in tonight.

They're a Sicilian outfit right? I think there's a collection of people ruining things tbh, and they're unlikley to attract anything better. It's JFK's if he wants it, but what I can imagine occurring is, with 5 games left to go when we are right in the shit, Kashley will panic and beg Hoddle/Venables/Obleary/etc or someone else to come in to save our season, for £50k a game and an extra £200k if we stay up. And it won't work.

As relatively heartening as tonight was (it was a home defeat, after all) what we are SHIT at is scrapping with scrappers...we'll have more red cards and make more mistakes and if we stay up it'll be thanks to others being more awful than we have been.

no, midterm numbers can only go down, they wont let any new people on now Is there a policy to reflect this ruthlessness or is it discretionary?