Wavey Davey

Why would you do that, though? They know who they are and you would come across like a gigantic prick.

2nd goal. Nolan runs to the corner flag then Barton straddles him.

Roy Keane was a massive twat, like. Beckham was just starting to enter his 'over-rated show pony phase'

Yes, hello. It's in my sig and below my avatar, quick-draw.

Ah fuck it. Gonna stick me nerd glasses on. Doctor Who's last series has been terrific for me, much more centered plots without too much flash-boom bang to annoy. And Matt Smith is a very worthy Doctor. Brilliant actor. You're gonna see a lot of this boy in the future. Steven Moffat's other show Sherlock is brilliant and well worth a squint. Modern Family is funny and improving all the time. South Park is immense and for sheer guily pleasures Everybody loves Raymond has some giggles too. *tin hat on. ducks and covers*

left or right? Barton seems to be doing okay in that pos. but he's not a winger and whilst Spidey doesn't have much of an end product he does scare the shit out of defenders when he gets going. We're lacking in cover though, tbf. True. Just wondering where he'd fit in.

Thank you for replying in such a manner but I kind of feel we're going around in circles, here. And I don't mean just me and you... It confuses me slightly that you think that qualifying for europe and paying through the nose was good enough for us then, because when you boil it down, that's all it was. We got nothing out of it but fading memories. If we have the right to demand better now, surely we had the right to demand better then don't we? We were having to get into Europe through Intertoto towards the end. It was embarrassing because deep down we knew we hadn't earned it. We were getting laughed at. I was never a 'anyone but Freddy' sort of guy, but when you looked back over your shoulder the good times were gone and the last 2 years weren't pleasant. But I digress, your perfectly entitled to your opinion and it does you credit that you have such strength in your convictions (christ, I'm getting patronising! Sorry.) but so are those who feel that things are going, dare I say it, OK for now. Which brings me back to another point. I've been wondering why you're strangely absent here. This season. Now when things are looking up, Not back on N-O or Toontastic in whatever time you're mentioning, but when a result goes well for us THIS season. That is all. You don't really have to answer but I was curious.

if you think one win against an average team suddenly makes Mike Ashley a sooper dooper owner and that the club is going places then you're a moron. Never said that. Read it again. where did I say I didn't enjoy it ? Of course I enjoyed it. So read my posts again. Look at the bigger picture, as also posted by Happy Face and JawD. You've been nowhere to be seen until Shepherd or Muslims were mentioned. Only then has your usual tripe surfaced. eerrr....what tripe is that ? Please show me where I am wrong ? You're making things up you idiot. Read the posts and look at the bigger picture. If we go down, will beating or yes even thrashing the mackems be any good to us rather than a few wins against other teams that don't matter so much ? But firstly, show me the posts where I am incorrect, presumably in my comments about the old board I take it, and prove it. Do it or fuck off replying to me. Save it. Even in praise you seem determine to piss on people's chips. so you aren't going to point towards this "tripe" then ? Thought not. I should add 'pick and choose your arguments' to the list, too.

There's only one way to find out... Open net, man Stevie

In all honesty if I was offered a choice between the pair of them I wouldn't know who to pick. Shepherd - Wonderful times and plenty of lovely memories but that was then; and memories is all we've got to show for it. He couldn't possibly compete in todays game. Ashley - Terrible owner with a penchant for upsetting everybody when we're least expecting it and has turned or is turning us into one gigantic sports direct logo. However, is learning to keep his mouth shut a little more and seems to have shown some (adfmittedly forced) shrewdness in the transfer market. Hughton is turning into an accidental masterstroke.

left or right? Barton seems to be doing okay in that pos. but he's not a winger and whilst Spidey doesn't have much of an end product he does scare the shit out of defenders when he gets going.

What's his position?

very fucking lucky.

The streaker could have been a suicide bomber, that's all I'm saying.

Greengrass is superb.

I've been on here and other boards since almost day 1 mate, obviously including when we were playing in the Champions League and buying the top players that got us there. Where have you been ? Just tell me what rubbish I'm spouting. I'm spouting facts. Obviously so far as muslims are concerned, it will take time, but I'm sadly confident that I am right. They are winning, Islam will rule the world through weight of numbers but the softies are accelerating it, and I don't like people coming to this country telling me what I can and can't say then turn around and say their "homeland" is elsewhere. Especially when they heckle our troops and haven't got the balls to go out and fight them in situations when they can retaliate. 1st point) Pretty much the same, just not posting as much. I joined sometime in '02 I think . I was also here or hereabouts when it slowly started to go wrong and when Ashley completed the great NUFC fuck-up '05-'09. Don't for a second think I'm fairweather, mate. I'm just younger. 2nd point) Again, I'm neither saying you're wrong or spouting rubbish. In certain areas I actually agree with you. I'm a paranoid sod at times and also worried about the future but you come across as, whether you intend to or not, as curmudgeonly (sp?), blinkered and disagreeable. You're nowhere to be seen when times look good (or better at least for the time being) and only seem to pipe up when money, poor performances or past experiences are mentioned. You're probably a lovely bloke in real life and you believe you're telling the truth as you see it, but by god you don't come across well on here. Although some posters on here hold you in high esteem so I perhaps missing something.

Don't watch United 93 the night before.

Also, (in the style of leazes of multiple replying to one post) I never said you were wrong. In a roundabout way I was asking where you are when we do well.

Can't argue with that. Massive dip in quality to what we were used to, another blunder by FFS.

if you think one win against an average team suddenly makes Mike Ashley a sooper dooper owner and that the club is going places then you're a moron. Never said that. Read it again. where did I say I didn't enjoy it ? Of course I enjoyed it. So read my posts again. Look at the bigger picture, as also posted by Happy Face and JawD. You've been nowhere to be seen until Shepherd or Muslims were mentioned. Only then has your usual tripe surfaced. eerrr....what tripe is that ? Please show me where I am wrong ? You're making things up you idiot. Read the posts and look at the bigger picture. If we go down, will beating or yes even thrashing the mackems be any good to us rather than a few wins against other teams that don't matter so much ? But firstly, show me the posts where I am incorrect, presumably in my comments about the old board I take it, and prove it. Do it or fuck off replying to me. Save it. Even in praise you seem determine to piss on people's chips.

if you think one win against an average team suddenly makes Mike Ashley a sooper dooper owner and that the club is going places then you're a moron. Never said that. Read it again. where did I say I didn't enjoy it ? Of course I enjoyed it. So read my posts again. Look at the bigger picture, as also posted by Happy Face and JawD. You've been nowhere to be seen until Shepherd or Muslims were mentioned. Only then has your usual tripe surfaced.

Won't hear a word said against Barnes. Did well with all his limitations and scored the odd goal in important matches (i.e. West Ham away)

if you think one win against an average team suddenly makes Mike Ashley a sooper dooper owner and that the club is going places then you're a moron. Never said that. Read it again.

If you can't get any enjoyment from a derby massacre, then you're basically on a wind-up or a cunt.