Wavey Davey

Oaah Kayah How recent is that photo? It looks like the 80's to me. Course its a recent photo oh dear. Look at the Stagecoach buses they've only been like that about five year. Oh Jesus, the land the 90's forgot.

Oaah Kayah How recent is that photo? It looks like the 80's to me.

Who's Dan? You got your kids the puma tops, then?

Why do you inbreds drop your h's. You have by far the wankest accent in any language on any continent, and I mean that. A mackem coming on here trying to take the piss is like Bernard Manning abusing Barry Fry for being a fat cunt. You are mackems, the lowest of the low, your ambitions in life are to be better than geordies and Newcastle, you live in one of the shittest cities in England, 1 in 100 of your lasses is attractive, your best landmark is fuckin Joblings, you're known nationally (people that know yous) as Sunderland near Newcastle, and you're uncouth uneducated tramps. I'm trying to be diplomatic here but it's not possible with you bamps. I tell you something honestly here, and I bet the 300,000 people who live in Sunderland can all relate to this, when you go to bed at night time I refuse to believe you're proud to be mackems, I know for a fact you can't be happy being from Sunderland, and what defines you as people is the jealousy and anger at your superior neighbours 12 miles up the road, it defines you as a city and as people.

I want to believe. It's getting harder for me to do so though.

Just ignore them, man. Doesn't deserve it.

Ignore 'em.

Funny that the RTG lot have suddenly turned around and now he shits gold. But back on topic: I wish we made this sigining 4 years earlier. He's gonna need a pacy partner to help him out.

Happy with this in the short term. He's nee Bramble, though.

Hullo.

That is what a football shirt should look like IMO. Club crest and colours and not much else. Steady on. It's nice but not worth -ing over. That's a bit of a problem to me when shirts start getting simplified, especially when the top is one colour, is that I eventually ask "why not just get a t-shirt with a badge on?". I like where Umbro have gone with the 'back to basics' style, but it's just not worth £30-£40 quid when it just looks like polo shirt you can get for a tenner from Burtons..

That just seems wrong. Good luck, Titus. I hope you fuck up constantly.

hes always been annoying, but hasnt always been as annoying as he is now I thought he gone a bit weird ever since the accident IMO.

Well on one hand you're saying that Gosling's long term ambitions can be met better at Newcastle than Everton... as in implying the Toon will no doubt have better chances of silverware than Everton? Yet then you say Newcastle United are shit? Surely if you're shit you will struggle to stay up this season. Surely if you struggle to stay up this season it means you accept the fact you may not do so and be relegated. Yet you say Gosling's long term ambitions can be better served at Newcastle United? Your arguments dont even make any sense! I think stevie meant that your midfield is of a somewhat better quality than ours. Gosling will get more of an opportunity to advance his career with us as he may not get into your first XI.

Blanketstatementastic!

Nice. Ta-ra, Kev!

was always my complaint with the adidas kits, think I've def be ordering the blue one now You can still feel it- It's just nowhere near as irritating..

Most of the bad press was because he was playing for a relatively big club. He still made the same horrific errors for Wigan but the press didn't bother to pick up on it. 'Bramble Watch' on Sky Sports news springs to mind...

Well I got the blue top for me birthday and I like it. So here's a short review: Puma: It feels odd to look down and not see the Adidas logo, but it's something I'll get used to quickly. The Design: Simple and nice. It's a template which you may have seen the Italian nartional side wear, sure. But it's a winner. Unlike Italy. The 'Toon Army' thing on the collar I could do without. The badge: Yeah, it's a patch. But it's the most detailed NUFC badge we've had in many a year. Northern Rock : I feel this may peel off in time, but it's alright in it's design I suppose. Comfort: Easily the most comfortable top NUFC have had since... Well, Asics I guess. Lightweight and comfy. There's no 'stitching rubbing against your armpit'-type annoyance here that seemed to be my most common complaint with Adidas. So there. Not a bad effort overall.

not particularly. I could say it would be a great signing, or I could say it would be a shite signing. So I presume if I say it is a shite signing, you will say I am hijacking the thread ? What do you think of this signing ? Blah blah "Trophy Signing" Blah blah Shepherd Bleh blee bloo Ashley blah blah Seymour Westwood bdum bdum arse. That's you. That's you, that is.

More press made-up nonsense to make us look like idiots. "Gawd lava dack! Lets make ahp anavvah story to make vem geordies look mental GERTCHA!"

Leazes and Ashleyskidmark will be along soon to hijack the thread.

Aye, probably. But it'll be against us where he'll score or something and become a legend.