Craig

I'm chatting to a Chelsea fan on MSN and he's fucking fuming!!! Wants to know how anyone can 'out-price' Chelski! Ohhhh the irony!

N-O crashed or something? Aye do one you posh Hampshire cunt. Teeth like a dilapidated piano. Aimed at Taylor27 I presume and not me?

N-O crashed or something?

23.13: HUGE NEWS! Real Madrid have confirmed, via a statement on their official website, that a deal has been done to take Robinho to Manchester City. What a coup for the North West club. Now we just need those pesky personal terms to be agreed...

2308: Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon on Spanish television station VEO: "We have agreed to sell the player for human reasons, for footballing reasons and for an important quantity of money." So, Robinho seems certain to be on his way to Manchester City. Crikey.

reports coming in that chelsea have upped their bid for Robinho. no official sources though

That's our WOW signing lads...

2115: "My girlfriend works as an executive PA at White Hart Lane, and she tells me a press conference has been called to unveil Michael Owen."

you said it yourself... the two major religions.... Perhaps their religion is one of the minorities which makes your claim anything but right? (I'm playing devil's advocate obviously). Either way you are, by definition, being racist.

If that's true, your club are run by a bunch of fucktards.... But then I think you knew that already

Yup. Someone at Man City is blatantly playing on FM. well if you've got the money then why not wish I could do that it'd be fucking amazing I'd rather go out first and use my vast amounts of wealth to pull various women all over the world. they're arabs though either muslim or hindu prob so they can't otherwise I'd agree its not racist 'cause I'm right I'm sure Hilter thought he was right about the Jews you know....

Yup. Someone at Man City is blatantly playing on FM. well if you've got the money then why not wish I could do that it'd be fucking amazing I'd rather go out first and use my vast amounts of wealth to pull various women all over the world. they're arabs though either muslim or hindu prob so they can't otherwise I'd agree

Happy birthday Matt

Had to C-A-D too... only I hadn't saved my tabs in Firefox... Git git git git git!!!

You fucking shit Jonny... I should take your admin access away on the basis of this. How the fuck do you stop it?

Paul Ince being one of many IIRC... Although Spurs got one over on him where Gazza is concerned.

I see Noelie is online too, but not Rob !! Crash tests the space shuttle on Monday evenings IIRC...

Agreed, bunch of cunts. Levy won't stand for it if there are really bigger offers. You've got a lot to learn Danny lad.... He'll end up with a player who won't want to sign for the clubs who've offered more or bite the bullet and accept Man Utd's offer. All depends on the player, NOT your chairman - if CL football is his immediate desire, then he'll not be signing for Man City, however much they offer...

1713: Fact time: Manchester United have been speaking to Dimitar Berbatov. Classic United, this. They'll agree terms, get him to sign a medical and then force Spurs to accept a lower bid for him as the clock ticks towards midnight. Allegedly.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Sorry, but what fuckin' difference does it make to anyone with half a brain?? None, but half a major American city is being wiped out while we talk about a fat bloke downing a pint and refresh the BBC live text transfer page. It's all comparative bullshit. On the subject of that, there's a bloke at work who's got twin monitors and on one of them he's got open all the live webcams of New Orleans he can find... Sick bastard is waiting to see the first person washed down the street...

How exactly is it looking desperate for us? We have had a good day thus far. You have only officially signed a fella called Nacho Ganzales. I am struggling to see the good day bit? Xisco is at St.James park now. That's two and there will probably be one more. Performing the thong song? Original. Not even in this thread either...

Scolari or Benitez IMO

He wanted to move from Spurs to play CL football, right?? So why the fuck would he go to Man City? It's not even a sideways move, it's going backwards. If he honestly is considering signing on the dotted line for Citeh, I hope to fuck Big Mike is there with a pint in his hand trying to guzzump them!

Perhaps we should have done what the Yanks have done and increased the number of wildcards involved? I agree with the unknowns - Monty and Clarke would have been better options. I think it's their turn anyway - we've won 3 on the bounce. Not convinced by Faldo either - still think he believes too much in his own hype.