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Judging by the fan expectations now they've got goal scoring options, they absolutely do think they're back at the sharp end. They've completely forgotten about their shortcomings in most other areas.

That's why Liverpool fans are trying to side with Newcastle fans on socials that Sesko should go to us, just so that can get their hands on Isak. That bedsheet thing does look fake though, I bet the cunt hasnt done his due diligence and gone to the training ground to confirm it's not some dirty red using last night's jizz stained sheets to try and make a story.

Having seen Keith Downies last few videos, I've got the feeling he's trying to soften us all up for a deal involving Nunez And I think he has decent connections to know what's going on. I think the Sesko deal is dead in the water sadly.

The Wissa deal I like the sound of because it's clear he wants to come. He has other PL options including Spurs by the sounds of it but wants CL and he gets it here. I do think Champs League AND Premier League is a draw over a team like Celtic due to their annual 2 horse race. If Sesko wants Man Utd but they can't afford him then does he turn up here with the same attitude? I'm not sure. The only thing you can hope is that if he comes, when he sees the support he buys into like Bruno and Joe have. Id like to think Sandro has too but I still think he will be looking elsewhere in the not too distant future.

"making a move" what does that even mean? Making a phone call? Sending a fax? We all knew that as soon as we turned our attention elsewhere, we would do the leg work before one of these other clubs come in last minute and take over. If Sesko wants Man utd because they're offering more money fine, if he wants to go there purely because it's them, then leave him to it. I saw zero progression in Amorims side last season so I don't see how they'll push on given their comical defence and midfield which just gets passed through.

So if that is Isaks rental, he's definitely kicked his last ball for us then? All sounds a bit presumptious given we have had no bid yet. Has he refused to play until sold?

Whilst I wouldn't touch some of those names, some probably still have a player with a decent attitude if given an opportunity but the wages will mean they'll rot until they tear up their contract. Drinkwater was another one of those Chelsea players who just sat doing nothing. We have Hayden who is seeing out his contract with us.

Agreed, but maybe Eddie thinks that Ramsdale has the potential to push Pope more than Dubravka could. He's worked with him before so knows his strengths and weaknesses. I'm not against it. Get it done, move on to the big holes that we can all see.

There was a lad called Bernard who offered to clean my guttering yesterday, then also offered to fix my ridge tiles yesterday for an extraordinary sum. I didn't trust the fucker either.

Quite amusing if Sesko only wants Man Utd and that scuppers the Scousers. Not sure how Isak exercises damage limitations however. I guess the club. Will need to start a new narrative.

As Keith Downie said, those who were ITK, knew that Isak hasn't been happy about this for a while. This probably explains why he went AWOL over the last couple of months. Sadly, I think this has tainted the legacy he has here. It's like when Andy Cole left. The guy was unbelievable but hes not often mentioned. Anyway he's definitely not going to be staying after all this so we just need to get used to the fact that he's leaving and we might just have to accept that he's going to Liverpool. To say that potentially we were going to be starting the season with Ekitike and Isak last week to this week looking at both of them being at Liverpool, you couldn't make it up and at the same time you couldn't make it more Newcastle!

Good article. So many points spot on. Someone get Amanda on the phone to smooth this all over.

He's a credible source. If he wants to go, then let him. Like most on here, we've all seen over 30 years of our comings and goings. I would love to get another season out of him but there's no point keeping a player who doesn't want to stay, you just don't get the same levels. We knew that these kind of signings could move us on financially, just hopefully this isn't with a Premier League connection and he goes overseas.

He's only just over 13 months away from being 30.

Romano to get hold of his Garmin/Apple login and start posting out his metabolic age to everyone to shill his bidding up

I had no idea that despite drowning in debt, Man Utd had so much money to spend.

It's like Keith Downie said, there's too many of these either total bullshit or bullshit ITKs who are on the payroll of other clubs making it all up/twisting the truth. Since Romano managed to get so many followers, everyone else thinks they're the next one so make it all up for clicks and follows. It's fucking tedious.

Is our scouting network only limited to Andy Howe and Steve Nickson?

There are reports he is open to a move. It could be complete bollocks but clearly something isn’t right at the minute and if he wants £350k+ a week, he could get it there.

I’m sure they’d find the money from somewhere and no fucker would bat an eyelid.

No way Isak leaves for £100m. I would say base needs to be £120m plus add ons. If Al Hilal are bidding then I expect daft money just to play this PSR system at its own game. Something which buys us at least 2 first team players and a youngster. I don’t want to see him turn up at Liverpool, it would completely taint it for me given my distaste for the fuckers. If Liverpool switch on to Ekitike instead of Isak, then I don’t think we should be back in for him as he has already signalled his desire to go elsewhere (twice). I agree we seem to be completely unorganised at a critical point in our progression. We need to start seeing some bodies come through the door.

4 - 0. Not even tried to defend there.

All Swedish right hand side for the 2nd half..

Gordon summoning the spirit of Maxi in his choice of headband.

All about the fitness... Get the cash out Yasir.