Chaser

Must be the weird London pull although I'm never sure how players want to go to Manchester either as the place is an absolute shit hole. It's closer to London and might have better transport links from the airport but I much prefer Newcastle as a city (and I don't live in it).

Alexander Arnold knocking out some fluent Spanish in his RM unveiling, has the Liverpool fan base on X up in arms.

Will be there, no toon top though don't see the point.

You forgot Krul!

Excited that we are in contract talks for renewals with Wilson, Ruddy and Gillespie.

What does Kev Lawson do? The work he does on these pieces is ridiculous. Some of those wonderkids look very interesting.

All having a quick go on their sister's before the game gets under way.

It's supposed to be Noel Gallaghers handwriting but it just looks like Comic Sans to me. Dreadful.

O Reilly channelling Almiron with his lack of right foot.

Prime Maxi

We're definitely not now that you've predicted it

It was a stretch to think Spurs would get anything.

To be fair, I thought Spurs were doing ok before their goal. Villa looked nervous.

Some right pissy pants in here today. Isak, Gordon and Barnes to show Palmer how cold it can be in Newcastle when you lose.

I like the fact that we're not just sitting back and settling for the point.

Wtf are they taking time over? It's a blatant red?

What's the xG on this game?

Fine margins this. On another day with the same kind of half chances we would have had 2 or 3 goals.

Gordon dragging himself out of the 80s into the 90s with his latest hairdo.

The goal seems to have put a bit of a spark into this, both fans and players.

He's just made himself look a dick tbh.

Isn't Hendrie Villa so won't want us to win?

Is this collymore on Sky duties?

The club are being Kinder towards him.

4 games for the likes of Willock and Miley to step up and play into form. Would love to see Willock flying again scoring goals and providing beautiful assists for Isak