Asprilla

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Today's cutlery barometer: 80% football club, 20% spoon. An improvement.

Yep, I'm completely indifferent to what happens now. The Hull game was where we could have pretended to be a normal football club again. That will never happen though. We are doomed to get three quarters of the way to being an actual football club, only to have our emotional goolies smartly kicked just when we start to get excited again. DNA wise, we are 75% football club, 25% spoon.

we need a new ooner laik that oother man doon at man sittteeee

It's Pardew's job to make his players fight for every point and I don't think he does that well enough

Also, FUCK IT IN THE SHITTER I FUCKING HATE SUPPORTING US IT'S SHIT BUT I CAN'T STOP

what

Nudecarsehole Younighthead

well uh..maybe just a bit.... I'd like to say it didn't matter but I guess it depends on where you live to some extent. Inevitably in time it will be more commonplace though and loads of kids who are currently having terrible lives with hardly any love will get good families to grow up in....but saying all that, if your s/o's not keen then you're pretty much fooked! You'll have to console yourself with the extra disposable income and carefree lifestyle!

This.

Is or isn't?

yep

You sir, look to be quite the playa.

Also, another great big daawwwwwww!!! Lovely expression on her face!

*takes bow* ...just trying to show this feral internet of ours some manners. In all honesty, I don't think I'm going to be able to not push her towards supporting us...I guess I'll just be more understanding if she picks someone nearby-ish who may actually win (or even try and win) something in her lifetime. I didn't have a body clock but MrsA most certainly did...! Now my daughter is here though I can honestly say she is the best thing ever. When you say it (probably) won't happen, is that because it's hard for gay couples to adopt or purely because you are allergic to the minge?

btw if you respond, I'm not ignoring you but I have to go out for a bit!

!!! I'm already there mate. My daughter is 16 months old but we don't live near Newcastle anymore...I can't decide if it's fair to inflict NUFC on her as a third generation fan....and Barcelona about 2 hours down the road... We'll see.... Could you see yourself being a daddy at some point then?

dawwwwwwwwwww

You can't sing along to the New Order one.... I went to the Spain game at Euro 96 and singing 3 Lions at a packed Wembley was fantastic I can assure you! The New Order song is cooler though, I'll give you that.

Three Lions was just as good IMO if not better.

waaah waaah waah

The only comfort I have is that it is guaranteed that Mike Ashley will be remembered internationally as a tacky twat.

If any club ever manages to pull that sort of a protest off they will make films about it for the next 1000 years. Most people are cretins who can't see the big picture though so it'll never happen.