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just got ten to one at ladbrokes that hitzfield will be there, cock in hand. *off a tramp that just called me a scruffy immigrant get

Still camped out, 3 chavs walked past 30 minutes ago and scoped the place a bit. nothing suspicious, but they did come over and ask me for a chow mein. Cheeky fuckers

Ill, erm, be disguised as a chinese man...... in a tent

Ill be camping out overnight at Durham Library to see if they place any lookouts around the place overnight, this is the work of one of them chinese gangs I reckon

I didnt know so had mates from boro

What does she do for thirty five a piece, baring in mind I'm a dwarf 116617[/snapback] for that my man you could take a trip into her innards shes a big un

Just been sent a picture of her in action last weekend with a pigeon world reader....

Wacky, if I kneel behind her you can push her over me and we can get the dough and do one. I know this lass that will shag for 70 quid so need the cash

I reckon each forum member should drop an envelope at th edrop point with th e toontastic username in it, when she gets there and sees all the envelopes she will shit it. Not only that but we will have loads of pictures of us lot in disguises planting 50 quids for cock hungry kids, we should get a points system going for the best tache, greasy mac, spunk stained troosers etc... wicked

pmfsl I reckon we should hire a helicopter and follow her to find her drop points, then all we have to do is wait for peodos to drop 50 quid off in envelopes, go over, nick them and..... waddyano, were fuckin rich (well, 4 quid 34penxe better off tbqf)

Has to happen , I can visit Durham and take pictures if needs be. Catch her cakhanded

Someone should dress up s a tramp and just beat her to the envelope and pull out 50 quid, then offer it back to her for a nosh. See if she means busness...

I love mine, unreal for driving games

Skinny, nice arse, not too bathered about massive tits but in proportion is all good. kiera knightley, aguilera, kate beckinsale etc....

as for chucking yourself round a biscuit....it means fancy a cup of tea I think

He is making up excuses as a last attempt at seeing if there is anything there. All the shite he is spouting about the family business etc is to make her feel sorry for him. Its working, they have been together before and it didnt work out. So they have already been there. Best course of action, tell her its making you feel uncomfortable and you would prefer it if she would put some distance between them before you move in together, seeing as he is an ex and your her current bf. now, she will either shit it and run a mile from him or get defensive, if she gets defensive then I would say she is having doubts and likes the attention from him as she is unsure about moving in and settling down. sorted

just grab the emergency shit mash stick, no house is a safe haven without one

we'll see what happens, i might want to pack me jim jams with charmin like

im gonna try that on friday with a jumbo fried rice and bottle of whisky ill post the results when I come back out of a shit induced coma

You think that was painful? Surely this must have been painful.. http://deltahouse.f2s.com/pics/Funny/large%20shit!.jpg 114441[/snapback] Im still wary at the severe lack of paper down that bog 114467[/snapback] I think he would have just teased the gaping rim with a bog brush then fucked off tbh

elwick road, you get a fortune cookie with each meal. Mine said a surprise is coming your way not fucking arf right that

Wet bomb bays can be alarming in the middle of pubs maybe she was after a spitroast ?

Hartlepudlian as well... good man 114450[/snapback] yep, avoid new seasons jumbo fried rice, unless you like shitting your back

I would take that idea and market it as the shit yourself to death diet plan the stars would love it "you look thin opra" "thanks, Im shitting water ten times a day and its working wonders" "did you just fart" *shuffles off

You think that was painful? Surely this must have been painful.. http://deltahouse.f2s.com/pics/Funny/large%20shit!.jpg 114441[/snapback] ow