spongebob toonpants

murdering scouse animal

yep, me too

Cripes, quite the intellectual playground. I get a couple of mentions if you google my name. Sickeningly though if you google the wife she comes out as top of the shop. first answer, numero uno. It makes me seethe with jealousy cow

Bobby S. king of the torso jokes

I dread to think of the vitriol that will spew forth from Leazes when he finally cracks with Shepherd. All the denial, kicking out Bellamy, appointing and bankrolling Souness, dragging his beloved club down. It wont be pretty

FTW

mine was more appropriate

doesnt do her justice but here you go

If someone comes to my door looking liking Cordelia in the Haloween episode of season 2 of Buffy I will be handing out some serious trick or treat

deserves a one day ban

I dont really bother with chat any more but I did used to like "Welcome to Bustville. population you" when I got a busto stalker

I hate everybody, game over

cock obsessed

Step by step tutorial for importing into pokertracker here

cheating lowlife twat apparentley

nemo234 on sharkscope not running so good

Page 2, Gordon, Bowtie. That is the funniest thing I have ever heard

JEEZUS CHRIST JORDAN OMGLOLZ!!!!!!!!

Nah, it wasn't funny because it was forwarded to me by my Canadian cousin. To be fair, if Simon and Halfuncle is your gold standard, you would know funny if it bit you in the ass. Even the words Simon and Halfuncle made me smile. I think I might have a problem. Simon and Halfuncle

That was probably me, I read it and reread it this summer. Absolutely fantastic. It obviously suits being read following poker books Ive just finished Tishomingo Blues, the first Elmore Leonard book Ive read, but it wont be the last. Sharp dialogue, tight plot, very enjoyable

Shame about the co-op shutting mind

No, it's not really necessary, time is already in straight forward units that everyone understands and were designed to be easy to do calculations with (very easy to divide 24 and 60). The SI unit is the second, and everything beneath that is metric/decimal anyway. You could also get rid of degrees and replace with radians, but that is far too hard to visualize...... stick in the mud, you are as bad as Noellie

I think the opposite is probably the case. In the UK at least. Did I really get you there? Seriously, I've changed my mind. Yeah, well done Fuck off, I thought that was a good one, I was going to make a comment about a weighing monkey but I thought that would be COMPLETE OVERKILL given how OBVIOUS it was I was taking the piss. Mind you SB seems to have taken me seriously too, reflection of my perceived intellect, perhaps... First I dont take you seriously enough, then too seriously, I just can't put you on a hand at all

I wouldnt have the faintest idea how much a banana weighs in grams or ounces. Maybe the idiot I am trying to protect is me