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Why are pregnant women so attractive?
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Mrs spongebob couldnt get enough during the second trimester. Something to do with labia engorgement. She is bastard making up for it now like -
can't be worse off and the product is Vision Solutions. 177109[/snapback] What rose tinted glasses. I thought Leazes had them copywrited
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I predict you will be worse off after the first three months. Good luck though. What is the product you are punting?
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Your favourite stand up comedians?
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Three of the best? 176927[/snapback] 3 of a kind 176930[/snapback] Christ on a Bike. This thread is like some strange primal regression therapy Let the memories go... le the pain out ...aaaarrrgghhhh -
Your favourite stand up comedians?
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Three of the best? -
Your favourite stand up comedians?
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Jesus ...Chef. I had repressed that memory -
Your favourite stand up comedians?
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Ive seen Lenny Henry live a couple of times and he was very funny. I would never admit it on here though 176880[/snapback] I will also admit i used to like Lenny Henry...where did it all go wrong? 176883[/snapback] I think it all went wrong on the telly. I was dragged along to see him in Brighton a couple of years ago. I thought it would be apalling but it was still a good show. He can certainly work an audience without doing all the trademark gurning off comic relief -
Your favourite stand up comedians?
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Ive seen Lenny Henry live a couple of times and he was very funny. I would never admit it on here though -
Your favourite stand up comedians?
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Unfortunate turn of phrase -
Your favourite stand up comedians?
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Leary is a cock for the simple fact he blatantly ripped off a large amount of Hick's material completely shamelessly. 176557[/snapback] Bill Hicks on Dennis Leary: "I stole his act", I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did." When a reporter asked Hicks why he had quit smoking, he answered: "I wanted to see if Denis Leary would." Hicks died of cancer in 1994, and Leary's comedy hasn't been as successful since. 176564[/snapback] I never knew the Leary was held in such disdain, but doesnt change the fact that Lock and Load made me laugh more than anything else I have seen on TV -
Your favourite stand up comedians?
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Cancel that I saw Spike Milligan live, I thought I was going to die laughing -
Your favourite stand up comedians?
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The funniest comedian I have seen live is a toss up between Billy Connelly in about 1979 or Alexie Sayle at the Comedy Store in the early eighties Lock and load by Dennis Leary is far and away the funniest thing I have seen on TV -
I havent got an account there Stars, Party, Pacific, Ultimate Bet or King Solomons any good for you?
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... no one wants to call spongey on his arrogance? anyone? no-one? how droll 176362[/snapback] I wasnt being arrogant though , this is just something I know about. I play about 30 hours of poker a week, usually playing 4 tables at a time, I spend another couple of hours a day studying the game, reviewing hands and reading poker forums and poker books( I have 23 poker books I will forward you a reading list if you want). It is like the most basic rule that you make the best 5 card hand from the 7 available. 176365[/snapback] do me a favour! 176366[/snapback] I will admit I was arrogant if you admit you were wrong
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... no one wants to call spongey on his arrogance? anyone? no-one? how droll 176362[/snapback] I wasnt being arrogant though, this is just something I know about. I play about 30 hours of poker a week, usually playing 4 tables at a time, I spend another couple of hours a day studying the game, reviewing hands and reading poker forums and poker books( I have 23 poker books I will forward you a reading list if you want). It is like the most basic rule that you make the best 5 card hand from the 7 available.
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I accept your apology
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So this player at one of the forums made videos of himself playing to analyse later, sadly for him somebody got a hold of them and made tuff fish has a bad day
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you are either a troll or a fucking idiot. I am done
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With very satisfying irony "fish" is the term to describe useless poker players.
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Go on admit it. Say "I was wrong" go on I dare you
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The point of poker is to make the best hand from the seven cards available. Please describe an example of this PARTICULAR AND RARE INSTANCE in laymans terms to me
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in that case you're playing a full house on the board, which is different to the situation that was first described. but how about KKKJ10 you hold A7 he holds A6 the best possible hand is KKKAJ for both parties, however in the way I've been taught... you have in your pocket a better hand than your opponent. As such you win. can you see the logic in the way I've been taught? 176199[/snapback] Split pot again. 176205[/snapback] can you see the logic in the way I've been taught? 176208[/snapback] No I cannot see the logic in you play the best five cards apart from every now and again maybe
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Whereas I am saying I am right and you are wrong because ... I am right and you are wrong. 100% 176206[/snapback] ... and I'm the arrogant one? 176209[/snapback] No you are the wrong one
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in that case you're playing a full house on the board, which is different to the situation that was first described. but how about KKKJ10 you hold A7 he holds A6 the best possible hand is KKKAJ for both parties, however in the way I've been taught... you have in your pocket a better hand than your opponent. As such you win. can you see the logic in the way I've been taught? 176199[/snapback] There is absolutely no logic in that. Q3 is better than Q2 so Q2 should win by your logic 176203[/snapback] ... read the example which caused this furor, then read your example.... if you can't see the difference I can't be arsed to argue. 176204[/snapback] You ALWAYS play the five best cards ALWAYS no exceptions. the five best cards. How hard can that be to understand
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Whereas I am saying I am right and you are wrong because ... I am right and you are wrong. 100%