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Me. Shearer in his last derby too. And a penalty an'all - as if to reinforce their bitter "Ere man how many of his goals have been penalteyyyyys??" patter. 122356[/snapback] A couple of dodgy mackem sendings off and we are set

Anybody else unable to stop chuckling?

holy shit

fookin hell. Thats what I call a substitution

shittyfuckwank

thats not a spider THIS is a spider http://www.photovault.com/link/orders/Ento...hTarantula.html 121833[/snapback] Ha! THIS is a spider

Peasepud's setting up a website: www.prossieor.not that come 118629[/snapback] wot like this one? Big baldy gay prossie 118846[/snapback] Put the photo of his house and full mobile number on the web page and text the fucker the url.

Bloody hell - that took some reading

Its an epic but heres my nomination

Ok I say post the text number and the address and we all text saying "We know were you live.address here The police have been informed"

You know sometimes I really love the internet

very likely tbh EDIT: Foook me, Ive just looked at the views on this, in about an hour this will have ahd more hits than the "What are you listening to" thread which ahs been going since day 1! 116852[/snapback] I think it went more like.... Smooth Operator "OK Ive got your topless picture, do you want a picture of my cock? Dodgy Boiler thinks Hello Ive got a live one here and replies"err alright if you want"

I give this post 10/10. Brilliant on so many levels

So you're saying you're a muslim (as Syrians most definitely are islamic) and what exactly? I don't think you agree with me at all - I don't think this situation should be tolerated. At the very least, I would like to see those protesters in London locked up under incitement laws, and I think it is our duty to eat extra portions of danish bacon and dairy goods. Which I'm going to do now for brunch. 89309[/snapback] So peolple should be locked up for using their democratic right to protest about something they find offensive?

.......heres another one now, like! Who did you post as formerly? 83864[/snapback] Me = Gibbon to be fair I didnt / dont post often, more of a voyeur 83867[/snapback] I think luckypierre is a much better poster than Gibbon tbh. Must be the company you keep. 83873[/snapback] Im just a bit more polite on here so I can get into a clique 83878[/snapback] Join the queue. I must have been on here for months and I've barely got my foot in the clique door. 83881[/snapback] Me Wez and the Avenger are forming our own clique

Renton finally achieves misery nirvana 83793[/snapback] Clever, implying I'm happy because the team I support has been reduced to total shit. Are you happy with the situation then Wez? 83801[/snapback] Does that make SBTP Hove Avenger? 83850[/snapback] shhh dont go bandying my secret identity to all and sundry or how can the inhabitants of the gay riviera expect to sleep in peace.

Renton finally achieves misery nirvana

Ive always thought FS does a decent job but I read something a while back which has stuck in my mind ever since. I havent got a link Im afraid but it was an interview with Ken Bates who said Gullit was always going to be a disastrous appointment because unlike Chelsea where he was basically just a coach at Newcastle he was given the job and expected to run the whole thing from top to bottom, and had no idea what to do, and had no experience of such a position.

I'm admitting I am pretentious though. Most of the exhibits were simply shit 74998[/snapback] Good for you, I wonder if anyone else will admit to it? Tbh I struggle to class anything other than a painting as art! So a sheep sliced in half or whatever the fuck that Damien Hurst produced is just a joke to me. 75003[/snapback] I will happily admit to it. I am a big fan of moderrn art, the more it winds people up the more I like it. Damien Hurst sheep is just a modern take on "still life" btw 75017[/snapback] OK so what's your take on that wifey who filled a gallery full of white boxes then? 75022[/snapback] An interesting take on the importance placed on packaging and appearance in this increasingly consumerist society, and at the same time an ironic comment on waste ans space 75032[/snapback] An interesting evaluation, pure bollocks in my mind though! 75043[/snapback] You got me. I didnt know what you were referring to so I just made something up

I'm admitting I am pretentious though. Most of the exhibits were simply shit 74998[/snapback] Good for you, I wonder if anyone else will admit to it? Tbh I struggle to class anything other than a painting as art! So a sheep sliced in half or whatever the fuck that Damien Hurst produced is just a joke to me. 75003[/snapback] I will happily admit to it. I am a big fan of moderrn art, the more it winds people up the more I like it. Damien Hurst sheep is just a modern take on "still life" btw 75017[/snapback] OK so what's your take on that wifey who filled a gallery full of white boxes then? 75022[/snapback] An interesting take on the importance placed on packaging and appearance in this increasingly consumerist society, and at the same time an ironic comment on waste ans space

I'm admitting I am pretentious though. Most of the exhibits were simply shit 74998[/snapback] Good for you, I wonder if anyone else will admit to it? Tbh I struggle to class anything other than a painting as art! So a sheep sliced in half or whatever the fuck that Damien Hurst produced is just a joke to me. 75003[/snapback] I will happily admit to it. I am a big fan of moderrn art, the more it winds people up the more I like it. Damien Hurst sheep is just a modern take on "still life" btw

Don't agree, Spongebob 74248[/snapback] I would take Parker over Butt, Owen over Bellamy, Luque over the version of Robert that we were left with and Emre over Jenas every time. I would also take Boumsong for all his faults over OBrian or Hughes

Though possibly not as fit

I reckon whoever we get as manager is getting a better group of players than Souness did

I remember starting a thread on the Toontastic of the time which stated that it seemed like I was the only one "happy". Of the candidates at the time I stand by that. That doesn't mean I still think he's the man for the job or think that he's done well overall but the alternatives still don't appeal. 73926[/snapback] I wasnt as unhappy as everybody else, and failng bringing back Keegan I would still wait til the summer to get rid, and try and get a decent mnager after the World Cup when there will be a bit of managerial merry-go-round