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Real first name: Matthew Nickname: Briggs, Trotter, Briggzy, That pervert in the bushes Age: 17 Occupation: Stuuuuuudent! Location: Washingtoon Language(s) spoken? - English Avatart - why? Pink Floyd are the best band in the world and Roger Waters is the best bassist/songwriter in the world Previous avatarts? These include Dougal off Father Ted, Jeremy Kyle and various other Pink Floyd related ones. I don't think i've ever had an NUFC avatar :shock: Tell us when you first joined the boards? Gawd knows how long ago although I did reside under several other board names before I settled on Skol. These include 'Briggs' and 'Marcel the Mime'. Board highlights? Various Shorty and Medina versus the world arguments and the occasional fat ginger joke directed at Gemmill Board lowlights? None that I can think of What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Lazing about doing fuck all. Great life, eh Pets? None I play a bit like Robert Pires just that i'm not French, i'm not left footed and I harbour no footballing skill what so ever Football heroes? Shearer, Beardsley, Del Piero, Cole Football villains? Savage, Muscat, Cantona Best advice given? Always look before you sit down (espcially relevent when on a bus trip with a bunch on nudists) Ideal partner? Big tits, Nice arse, Big Tits and more big tits Ideal dinner date? Cath Ideal meal? Kebab Pizza Can you cook? Can I fuck! Current wheels? None Biggest influence? Drugs TV programmes? Top Gear, Krypton Factor, Crystal Maze Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Indian Favourite tunes? Any good ol' Prog Rock! Pink Floyd, Sigur Ros, Mars Volta, Yes Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? If I had to choose i'd go for that fat nurse George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Brad Favourite film? Battle Royale/Pulp Fiction/Reservoir Dogs If I won a million pounds i'd throw the best party known to man then piss the rest away on travelling around the world Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 14, Lemon Alchopop IIRC Ever suspended/expelled from school? Never! I never even got detention Favourite insult? Cuntstack Not a lot of people know that underneath my ugly looks there is a hunk waiting to get out Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? About £60 on trainers How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 I'm obsessed with Pink Floyd In 5 years time, I hope to be a journalist

hmm tell me what mourinho had won before he went to Porto? perhaps they should have gotten somebody with a better track record as well eh 36081[/snapback] Are you saying we SHOULDN'T get someone with a track record? Besides, didn't we try and get Mourinho? 36087[/snapback] Robson offered him a job as his assistant after he'd just got the Benfica job. He offered to move over for Jose after 2 years but Mourinho declined because he knew Robson couldn't have given up management.

If he wins a trophy here I'll be pleased as punch. If you don't think that's success then fine, but I believe it would break our seeming "jinx". Mark Hughes is doing just as badly at Blackburn too. 36050[/snapback] Would you class the Carling Cup as success? I certainly wouldn't although i'd be canny chuffed even if we won that! I don't rate Mark Hughes as a manager either so i'm not suprised to see him doing utter wank at Blackburn.

So...it's the fans fault? 36016[/snapback] I believe stability, hard work, patience, confidence and positivite attitude are the keys to success. That's why I hate clubs sacking managers mid season. The crowd need to understand that as well as anyone. 36024[/snapback] I think the crowd would understand if we were being managed by someone who had a track record of success but we don't - we have Graeme Souness. And don't mistake him winning a trophy at every club he's been at as success because he has also ultimately ruined every club he has been at.

Brilliant post, Matt. I'm crying with laughter here.

I remember first chatting to ShearerM4 (as he was known then) on soccergaming.tv. Legend even then. 34575[/snapback] ah good old SG! still post pretty often over there ... but it's starting to feel like it's full of kids ... or maybe i'm getting old for it now 34623[/snapback] I stopped posting because I felt like I was constantly getting into arguements with a bunch of 11 year old wankers who've had all the vowels knicked off their keyboard.

I remember first chatting to ShearerM4 (as he was known then) on soccergaming.tv. Legend even then.

Looks like formatting is the only way to go. I'll back everything up then have a bash.

Just tried it to do a system restore but it's having none of it. I clicked 'next' to start the restore but I just got the "$MFT file is corrupt" message and it wouldn't let me go any further.

I'll give that a go.

I keep getting a message saying that C:/$MFT file is corrupt and I need to run the Check Disk utility. I've ran it several times but it fixes nothing. I've also ran virus checkers, Spybot and Adaware but they're not changing anything either. Recently, i've started to get messages saying that i'm running low on virtual memory. I fiddled with the amount of VM in the Control Panel and now the messages are occuring less often but still too much for my liking. It's not allowing me play FM and every know and again gets very arsey and closes programs for no reason whatsoever. I basically want to know if anyone has had this trouble before and if there's a way I can fix all this without having to format the fucker.

Sigur Ros - Takk Gorrilaz - Demon Days Roger Waters - Amused To Death

The man is a fat, lying cunt..... .....but he hasn't done half bad today though.

Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky

I bet you have

Then the 3:30 Friday press conference would've went down in Toontastic folk law!

Carling

I'd rather look at that than that fat fucker

Camp as Christmas

Sunset Strip - Roger Waters

He's very real EDIT: Medina, not the bot

You are just a 7 year old trapped inside an 18-19 year olds body aren't you?

They your infamous Chelsea headhunter mates?

Medina, this is pathetic. If you are gay (and I doubt it) then why post it on a messageboard and tell everyone when no one cares. If you're not and you just want attention i'm sorry but you're a prick.

The Descent Started well then dipped in the middle when they were still wandering round the caves no realising there was a a posse of monsters after them. Once they started running round shreiking like idiots it was alot more enjoyable. The end was also canny. A bit too predictable sometimes but canny none the less - 7/10