The Fish

fucker

aye, but you didn't have a hairy testicly-vore clambering after your flower pot men did ya?

it's been one of those days tbh

you kidding me? eight legs... all hairy? sounds more like Meenzers idea of a good night out

Sheridan Smith. Do an image search. 169613[/snapback] Just did an image search with wor lass's name and it's actually brought up 4 pictures of her. 169656[/snapback] howay Mancy it's only fair share the wealth, spread the joy here, my gift to you http://www.leasticoulddo.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=14641

Sat at the computer and felt something brush on me foot so I look down and there's a spider as I reach down to flick it of the cheeky fucker runs up the inside of me trouser leg! I had a horrible idea that it might be some kind of rare bollock eating spider from Guam, he'd have a fine feast on my cobblers so I freak out and start twatting my shin with a book just as me dad walks past the room, I'm shouting "keep away from me knackers ye devil!" squooshed it though had to wash me leg again though. me dad does now think I've some psychological problems though

what if they can't fly a helicopter?

where do I recognise him from?

Am I the only one who is imagining the chimp saying "Are you gonna fuckin answer that or what? I hate that bastard Frog tune..."

yes it is a Vettriano print. I'm trying to seem more discerning. it's not working

... you're all bloody useless, y'know that? just try your first name then

if I didn't watch how would I know

searched for Google images of my name and found these two, among others..

I've only ever been party to that when I've drawn the short straw at work and had to clean it out 169571[/snapback] bet you keep in a pot and smear it on yer jubblies when you're scrolling through the pictures on the N-O site. filthy mare!

hey, whatever floats yer boat little miss "I like chives in me tramps smegma"

yes yes yes lovely person is all well and good but will she lick another girls boobage while I film? 169559[/snapback] If shes been drinking that polish vodka she brings back from her trips home, anything is possible! 169564[/snapback] I think I speak for all and sundry when I say "Score"

WHHHHHHHHOOOOooooooOOOOooOOoOOoOOOOOOoooooo?

yes yes yes lovely person is all well and good but will she lick another girls boobage while I film?

And the one with chives in it looks like they just scraped a years worth of growth from under an elderly tramp's foreskin. 169541[/snapback] ... they put chives in it??

come on then - spill the beans! 169545[/snapback] Eric Morcambe post mortem tee hee, that rhymes

not a soul

the mean boys scared her off to be honest

I don't like Cottage Cheese

was on Gimme5 intro sequence and was in the audience for most of the season. I was doing cartwheels and flips and stuff for the sequence, got to meet Sean Maguire, Nobby the Sheep, Let Loose, Sonia and was kissed by Jenny Powell. been in "Goal!" that's all I can think of off the top of me head

rank it's like Virginia Bottomley wandered Irkutsk for weeks without washing or bra, then came home, lifted her left boob and scraped the residue into a pot and passed it over to Anthony Worrel Thompson. OPnce in the hands of a dwarf the substance took on a truly unholy theme, what Worrel-Thompson did to the pot can only be described as machinations of the devil. then they seal it and fill supermarkets shelves the length and rbeadth of the country, taking valuable shop space away from Humus, the true heir High Chief Mayonaise