The Fish

hasn't touched a coyotes ever since the cartoon scarred him for life.

didn't he leave the board because he was getting bullied, but posted his departure to ensure everybody retained massive respect for him?

didn't he win the European cup after being shot nine times?

statistically more likely to lose your life in this thread than on a plane tbh

wasn't it about the price of combi Boilers?

loved being precocious, there is no joy like that of an 8 yr old boy asking if he's spelt "co-conspirator" correctly for his text on Guy Fawkes. mind you there is no frustration like that of an 8 yr old boy being told to "just write friends" and there is no irony like that of a 24 year old bloke who generally needs help spelling the word "friends"

a couple of my mates are teachers and they say that the first year is a total nightmare. they're both lucky enough to work in private schools now, they say the difference between the kids and just general standards is staggering. I certainly couldn't be a teacher. not because I don't want to, it's just that list thingy doesn't permit it

oh aye. they were utter cnuts like one of them was a supply teacher, so I guess she doesn't really count

astounded Jimbo's was "safe for Work" tbh

same as most I'd wager. Cheeky little bastard at times, occassionally late with homework, occassionally bollocked for "rough housing" and bullyying, and the obligatory mark against my name for being caught smoking. have some pride in making two teachers cry.

I think we can all agree that isn't very likely now is it?

that's better

Ms Waldi was one of those women who felt the need to remind us weekly that she was going out with a black bloke. she told us about going to a pub and her and her boyfriend were being stared at by the local lads, who, when they left, threw snowballs at them... they didn't stop despite Ms Waldi stating that "Those snowballs are hurting my kidneys" now I reckon that her and her boyfirend had gone to a pretty rough pub and the locals were a bit surprised that a couple had gone in at all where the woman wasn't 14 and pregnant, and to be frank if someone tried to reason with me while I'm pelting snowballs at them I doubt I'd stop either. safe to say that throughout this anecdote the class were stifling laughter and abuse. mind you I did take advantage of her rediculous PC-ism by refusing to write an essay entitled "I started by sinking into his arms and finished with my arms in his sink" because thwe "Sexist title offends me as I feel it is based on an old stereotype, one that we could shed quicker if we looked at how things could be, rather than how things were." I got to do colouring instead.

ChocHip, Nail on head tbh. I think the way that immigrants were dealt with from day one, was wrong. I don't think Ghettos have helped any community ingratiate themselves into British society. It's promotes an insular, almost siege mentality and strengthens the distrust and contempt we hold for each other. I might be wrong but I recall an Irish uncle saying that the different ethnic groups who migrated to Ireland were spread evenly about the country and not simply penned into one area, or city. I'm not saying that the Irish are the perfect example of how communities can live in harmony, but I think we can see that an even distribution of immigrants would have seen a better integration. an example from my own life, Altan Brown was a lad of turkish descent who's grandparents came to Englan for a better life or whatever, now I grew up with Altan, played football with him and not up until a PC-Religious Education teacher pointed at him in class when trying to exemplify a muslim did I notice he was in any way different. what made it more galling was that Altan is not Muslim, he's atheist. But Ms Waldi saw a dark face in the room and presumed that he had to be...

imageshack.us wouldn't let me have my pic any bigger says the filesize is too big, so I resized it with micorsoft down one size and it was still too big, by 180 kb... so had to uber shrink and look at the clip of it...

I'd assume that it would be forbidden to be honest. but a nice grand sweeping generalisation there... I truly believe that people marching under a banner spouting racist bigoted rancor should be expelled from the country. to where? anywhere with not a single western comfort, ... Jupiters fourth moon perhaps? this is EXACTLY the same as the BNP marching through Bradford with "Death to all Muslims, Behead the Heathens, Prepare for the REAL Crusades!" and I wonder if their "democratic rights" would be upheld. would they shite.

any defense from Rob W? no? nothing? who would've guessed.

Aristocrats. Too funny. Was watching with the girls I live with. every five minutes my hilarity was met with either stunned silence or "I don't get it".... it's just extremely offensively funny shit.

ahhahahahaha...haha...hahaahha... nope couldn't even force a laugh from that Mancy,you need to try harder, perhaps not trying to crowbar fat jokes at every opportunity? mackems

oh hang on, I wasn't watching the match live man, it was a DVD.

yeah it was.... don't get your point mate?

it's one of those birds that is well fit until she opens her mouth. out with a few friends in Leeds and one of the girls pipes up that she's never been to a strip club and would like to check it out. Of course the lads were dead against it, I mean it's immoral and degrading to women and stuff, but she was adamant, so after 0.5seconds of convincing debate we trooped over to Red Leopard to enjoy the wares on display. But the two girls didn't really understand the rules and regulations of a strip club, for example there is no way you should enquire of a dancer, "where'd you get that underwear? it's gorgeous" anyway this girl, about 5' 8", great figure, blonde hair and legs that went all the way to the floor, opens her mouth and the most grating unpleasant noise came out betwixt those delicate lips. I actually had to turn away and stare at the football match they had on the big screens... I could only watch that for a few seconds though (England 1 Argentina 0, Beckhams awful penalty).. ruined the night to be honest.

Boris Johnson?

well I suppose just because he's a talentless oik... it doesn't neccesarily follow that he will have nothing to contribute to the governmental debate.. June Sarpong (sp?) surprised me when she was on Question time, had some decent points and sounded, well, educated