The Fish

Jesmond and the Quayside? you're in the wrong place if you want to hear a geordie accent.

Olivia Newton John had to be sewn into those trousers.

big soft tart, it's only thunder.

Pole Vault tbh

ditto

tbh the stuff there doesn't make me that excited.

I know I can smell you from 'ere from the title

I'm surprised you didn't break your arms. 168511[/snapback] sexual olympian me man

.... effort.

went down hill since I stopped posting over there tbh

Might explain the slight slope on the pitch 168465[/snapback] photoshoped tbh

168201[/snapback] now where's that glory glory link?

Isla Fisher? but she's ginge... I'm confused.

... your profile is undergoing maintenance. Hom

hpy bdy

got one under my eye which is disappointingly difficult to spot until deliberately identitifed, got loads on my head. All from when I walked through a glass door at 2yrs old. got one on the last knuckle of my left middle finger. from putting my hand in a cardboard box which had broken glass in it. one on my left knee where I ripped the skin to the bone when trying to do cartwheels to prove that I was once an athlete.

I've been tweaking my c.v. for every job I've applied for. I also include a cover letter to add a little humanity to the c.v.

Anyone watching\seen this? Jason Isaacs very impressive portrayal of a very disturbed man. Really compelling viewing Not sure about the bird that is acting the role of his wfie\girlfriend whatever it is, but all in all quite compelling viewing.

"Y'know" where a comma or full stop would be. Y'now like? "turned and said" y'know, when listening to someone retell an anecdote like. "he turned and said xxxxxxxxx like so I turned and said xxxxxx" I've just got a mental image of two people piruoetting as they speak like. "fuckin" as a breaker or substitute like "like" at the end of every sentence like

the classic "Fuuuuuck yooooooou" when asked to perform a relatively mundane or simple task such as moving out of the way, or passing something. always goes down a storm in stew dent houses Cath don't read this bit The Lads in Leeds have a thing whereby the last person to say cunt has to do whatever the task is for example "I want a cuppa teacunt" last person to say cunt makes it basically because the girls said "Shotgun not" and the last person would invariably say cunt, we just cut out the middleman and went straight to the obscenity ... yup Kerazeeeeee

why shef wed in particular?

because we've watched the Sharky and George Cartoon series and want payback?

to appease melodramatic hysterical conservatives?

Instead of asking what kind, color, size, channel, etc. I now just ask "What Flavour?" "I saw this cracking car, Oh really? what flavour?" for example. When I'm leaving I now say, "Lets blow this popsicle stand" When I get bored or just don't want to listen I've taken to putting my hand up and declaring "I'm busy" but only when I'm blatantly not at all busy