The Fish

how'd you bust your knee? (well he's obviously wanting someone to ask, so I figured I'd jump on the conversation hand grenade.)

god, that's the worst insult you've dropped today alex.. I'd fucking kill myself if, after my first album went No.1, someone described me as the Next "James Blunt" or "Jamie Cullum"

I suppose the thrill is in the chase... but he is a wonderfully deluded little man isn't he? at least I admit I'm a pikey lay about fat student

AF is easier to wind up and he does tend to rate higher on the Flunce-o-meter... perhaps alex would find that quarry more fun?

if I took the piss out of myself constantly, how would alex fill his day?

hilarious me old mucker, hill-air-ee-us

don't mind the old man Lou, he's just bitter that the joi de vivre has been extinguished form his life

it was out the door long before now sweetheart.

thank the gods for your return Lou, I've contemplating cutting myself off from the net cos this place grinds to a halt without your contributions. (they've been talking about nothing pub names.. nowt remotely zaney, nor wacky about that.) Silky's fine, he's in Leeds on Saturday which is frustrating cos I'm not down til sunday. But I've told him to chat to the barmen at the club he's working, as Nick is funny and says typicaly Nick-type things. after a few moments you'll realise that what he is saying is typically Nick-type stuff.

tell Mags that I missed the apostrophe that would have indicated the substituion of the "be" at the beginning of the word. and should also go forth and find his worth

I got an email off silky today... just wanted to set alex, gemmil et al off on another rant. ... crikey I'm easily amused

belches nothing but bile from twixt his lips

at his peak? unfortunately he was at his peak when he was banned

I don't like "installations" some modern art paintings I enjoy, some I hate but I at least can respect the artist to a degree... this "Pile of Bricks" polava is just a Pile of Shit in my eyes.

should know I'm not doing anything "surrently" sillly hippy

the first team is a little stronger in certain areas, but the squad is far far weaker. Robson's team needed tweaking and some egos sorted out, unfortunately the worst and most detrimental egos are still here while the noisiest have gone. I fear the influence of Shearer and Dyer far more than I did Robert and Bellamy. Also, at least Robert and Bellamy actually contributed goals and assists or effort and pace to the team.

it's probably cos you're such an intimidating bloke.

one again resorts to gay jokes, me thinks the lad doth protest too much

it's a bit of a gamble to be honest

well obviously it took a fair few mice

I'm eating a mice pie I'm bored

didn't you think the ending was a little too neat and tidy?

very funny shit

would only look good on that list of people who died that rolls by every year

should know a 14yr old girl just called asking for you... apparently she wants her period back.