The Fish

.... should get the tatoo I spoke of before

is darn tooting right ... ..... ...

is a fibber and is devious and editeted my original post as well as the quoted post

edited my post

couldn't be further from the truth, the "I am win" badge is permanently tatooed onto my back, surrounded by cherubin and serpahim. you get a paper circle and blu-tak

won

should spell superb properly or I feel be throwing Wrath about like it were going out of fashion

is a cad and a bounder

Ghost Perfume? does it come in a white sheet? no wait.. that's Jimbo

should know I wasn't scared... I just had my thoughts on other things. because my mind is not permenantly in the gutter, unlike some

made me a Xmasy ava thereby denying me an excuse. but I still dislike these christmas shenanigans

is the queen of the double entendre

ooooooOOoooOoooh get you

should know that Sammy is only contorting in an attempt to avoid the hail of bullets that pepper the ground by his feet.

Get her a book

should know I watched him practising through the scope on my high powered rif.... erm... I saw him on CCtv trying to wow a drunk with his funky moves....yep, that's what I did.

buy her a book, shows you care, they're quite cheap, looks dead posh if you get them wrapped up properly, in simple but elegant wrapping paper, a single red ribbon. or buy her the "Clit Kit" from Anne Summers, only costs about £40 I think.... it's the gift that keeps on giving

students get a discount at Anne Summers don't think that'll help you much but I just like to gloat.

can't dance, don't ask him

speaks without saying anything.... quite a feat

is calling the kettle black

chicken tikka sandwich with cheese, on white, stuffed with some BBQ pringles also haqve you ever tried the BBQ chicken and Bacon baguette from the Hyde park? £1.39 for a pint of Carlsberg extra cold on mondays... whether you're a student or not

boredom rules...

ah right, yeah the cobbled street leads to my street "Regents Park Terrace". thank the lord for the Hyde Park Pub, Robovideo, Hello fisheries, and Onestop

no mate, other side of the bridge. and to Gemmil and alex I can only say.. merry Xmas you miserable old gits