The Fish

with that I bid you good night and fare well remember, the more originally stupid ways you can find to spend the moeny, the more interesting for the rest of us.

well it's twenty to six in the am and I want you to answer the question posed above. What you would buy with £10,000,000. (or the equivalent in Ozzie Dollars) and I don't mean "nice house, nice car, nice boat" I want websites, and prices. Material items only, no charitible donations or Savings accounts etc. Staff will count towards the total, as will holidays and services (hitmen etc.*) it's not like you're snowed under mate.

I sense a sidstinct lack of MExican cuisine in that shopping list there young lady, quite frankly I'm disappointed in you. You've let Toontastic down, you've let me down, but worst of all you've let yourself down. I think the best thing for you to do is begin a new thread which apologises to the board for your behaviour and frankly rude and slightly racist approach to shopping. I also think someone should start a thread about exactly what they would buy with £10,000,000. and I don't mean "nice house, nice car, nice boat" I want websites, and prices. Material items only, no charitible donations or Savings accounts etc. Staff will count towards the total, as will holidays and services (hitmen etc.*) shut up it's way to wile away the hours instead of working, isn't it? *well you never know....

you're as cultured as a scouser

best Mexican meal ever! great little place in Leeds called "Cactus", top rate service, top rate food and top rate top bollocks on the waitress. so hot that I didn't have a piss, I popped the fly and steam came out instead! I'm a happy Fish

yeah but the only windows near my house are my houses windows, so I can only see my room, which is empty, so I left a cardboard cut out of me playing fm2006. I'm doing quite well

alreet fat man?

I replied dummy it's not my fault my typing has slowed, it's because Family guy is on in the back ground and heeeeehhhhhh Stewie

freakishly tired but not sleepy! so the jokes were funny and Brendan Burke did an exceptional parody of women. I enjoyed it muchos went with a few girls and was accused of being a pimp by the compere, not an accusation I denied. but my phone is ace biscuits, so that's all worked out ok then isn't it?

not at all sleepy entertain me Miss Lou

went to the comedy tonight, Brendan Burke and "somefucker" Springsteen. apparently the springsteen chap is a scouser that's lived in Newcastle for years... it was good, Brendan Burke was exceptional and had the crowd in stiches, but I think a lot of people had trouble understanding what the fuck Springsteen was saying... still I'm merrily inebriated and quite content with the night, despite having to patronise the enemy takeaway as Hello-Fisheries was shut for some unknown reason... I shall take this up with the management soon enough, don't you worry about That!

could have applied to my question aswell tbh

forget about that, what did you get your man for his birthday?

the mother seems to be staring at the bear as if he shouldn't be there and the baby cup thing is telling the older cup thing that some cheeky bastard just joined the crew.

you reckon he's like that Cantona look a like who got his photo taken with the ManU squad? just a random puppet jumped out of the audience and squeezed into the team photo?

sooo no-ones gonna tell me who the fuck that bear is?

I don't recognise that bear...

should be pleased to learn that I have Guy Fawkes tattooed on my body because I don't like royalty. Also, when I was a 7yr old kid working on a Guy Fawkes project, I asked how to spell co-conspirators, but was told to write friends instead... he symbolises my struggle against "the Man"

once danced with Guy Fawkes

is dang bent

blast you vile termagant, I was just loading the washing machine, but now I want a brew!

should note that my previous post was not late. and neither is this one.

Optic Keyboard, it's apparently not got the range I thought, It won't work from the kitchen.... shame.

starred in said footage

Glad you enjoed yourself, but know that while you were gone, the general random conversation thread dried up a bit... I expect better performances from you in the season to come.