The Fish

is the new Newcatle Press officer called Gary Oliver. oh god oh god oh god above please let this guy be in no way related or affiliated with Anal Oliver

if wishing made it so

no Mick, No we won't.

How many times does he need to drop the fact he's in the Directors box? it's Lillestrom, not the fucking San Siro you doss twat

Shola's fucked.

Alan Who?

SHOLA! cool as you like, stroked the ball beyond fredericksseeeeeen in the corner

Shola's good when he's good and bad when he's bad according to Anal Oliver.... expert commentary indeed

what no Duff? he's not injured already is he?

don't die tomorrow

I left this page open and scrolled down so that Mark's was the only post that you could read.... anyone else read this as a random stream of conciousness? just take it out of context and it's probably one of the most random things I've ever read.

Better avoid recording equipment then fishy 163047[/snapback] I don't love my voice. it's just the things I say which I find entrancing

oh don't get me wrong, the worst drivers I've ever encountered have been women and the best drivers men. There've been good women and bad men, but generally the worst drivers I've ever encountered lean towards the feminine side of things. this bullshit claim that women make better drivers uses one legitimate piece of research and corrupts it to suit the products needs. it says "Women drivers are involved in less accidents than male drivers". this is true, however it fails to mention how many of those accidents are caused by either gender, it's all to possible to cause an accident and yet be no part of it, pulling in front of a car without singalling, forcing the other car to steer eratically into yet another car... for example also there are far more men on the road than women due to their profession. How many women taxi drivers do you see, or truckers, or white van ... people. it's a bollocks stat that is peddled all too often.

gotta be the most depressing thing I've ever seen. you fished it out and kept drinking though.. right?

...wait before they answer let me load my crossbow

Have you not seen the mountainous terrain in newcastle these days. Bad enough when lasses drove them to sainsburys but for blokes. . . . . screams i have a small penis tbh 162883[/snapback] Seriously though, why would you buy one unless you worked in construction or agriculture? Or unless you were into adventure sports? I'm not even sure that L-200's are four wheel drive, but if you were used to Audi's and Lexus I imagine they're shit to drive. 163022[/snapback] for the same reason people in this country buy cars which can drive at over 70 mph. It's not the practicality that is the driving force (scuse the pun) in a car purchase and you all fucking know it people who drive 4x4's (I don't mean flat bed trucks with 4x4, but range/landrovers, isuzu troopers etc.) generally operate in the abc1 or maybe 2 category, and the majority of us, don't. It smacks of jealousy a lot of the time. Nobody ever buys a car solely on it's practicality, but it's easy to slag off 4x4 and sportscar drivers.

can't remember this board crashing yet -touch wood- hpy bdy

they've just had John McCrirrick(sp?) on Big Brothers Big Mouth and I have to cede that Russel Brand is not the most objectionable cunt (sorry cath) on tv if ever there is a man more in love with the sound of his voice I hope never to suffer his company

photoshoped tbh

Boy racer tbh

I refuse to get excited until I see him score a goal in our shirt to be honest. J69 is right in that Duff doesn't play in a position that is a priority, but It hink that he is of the quality that we would be foolish to let an opportunity like this go by. it's a similar situation to Owen, in that a very good player becomes available for a decent price and we're one of the few clubs that can afford the fee AND the wages. go for Duff, but I'd hope to see more than just the one signing this summer.

it's been a lush day done nowt. that was a full stop at the end of the story. means that is all, nothing more to see here, your work is done. Full Stop

J69 in "The whole board is out to get me" shocker. get over yer self man.

it's not Terry's

surely they have no time to learn to drive, what with all the road crossing they do