The Fish

....now where's that timeline thingy?

ok, I'll bite. whats with all the Jesus Jazz?

http://www.collegemix.com/content.php?q=2&id=445 also on google

http://www.bethedrugdealer.com/ so, google was too far from your fingers?

Am I the only guy who doesn't find camel toes attractive?

thinks hell is being the meat in a Gallagher brothers sandwich... and I agree

Silky was very funny thursday night and I introduced myself and thankfully wasn't totally embarrassed. He mentioned that you had mentioned that I had mentioned that he was mentionable, an unbelievable amount of mentioning if you ask me. so I'm on his mailing list, guess that means we're friends and that he'll not mind if I crash at his place for a while... Robin Ince was also extremely funny, with perhaps the most polite retort to a heckle I've ever seen. Well it was a retort directed at two lads who were talking to the side of the stage, so not really the most polite retort to a heckle, but a polite "shush" at the very least. Silky was honest enough to admit that a lot of the material he used would be the same as the stuff that he used three weeks earlier, but to be fair to him I don't think he actually repeated a lot, he simply chatted and despite his claims tot he contrary he seemed to be making a lot of the stuff up, or at least just letting his mouth do the talking.... well that's a rediculous thing to say but I hope you get my point. he mentioned something about a mackem hypnotherapist and made sure to mention that geordies and mackems should never mate, which I (if no-one else) found Very amusing, I hope he appreciated the hearty guffaw I uttered as much as I appreciated his joke. I like to think he did. anyhoo bedtime.

prices boy, we need prices oh and by the way? Gold WKD bottles? I'm going to veto that purchase.... because it's chavy. and by Hampton I presume you mean "The Hamptons" in upstate New York, and if so, you're going to need to throw some property pics and some prices my way

I feel I should apologtise to your parents and your tutors Lou, I fear I've given you far too much of a distraction.

should buy a Xbox360

guess this is good way of indicating when it's best to keep thoughts to yourself Pud? god it's nigh on half 5 and I'm still fucking awake ...

Well the pint would be the best thing, there is a pretty good gyarantee that you'll have a good night I'd not bother with the girl, if she plays hockey she'll have no teeth and be bigger than you. the silly ice hockey game will be silly and not really worth it, so it's the pint for ye m'laddio and don't forget to get your mother her prezzie

does giving money to someone who is asking for it, truly a random act of kindness? I wouldn't have thought so

ironic uncooolness... that's devious man very bavaric of you

you suck at being cool.

will be haunted by the ghost of Gary Glitter once the nonce dies.

's theme tune goes "FUCKTAAAAAARD FUCKTARD, munununuh nuhuh FUCKTAAAAAARD FUCKTARD, munununuh nuhuh" ... cos he's a fucktard

I walked into a bar to "Little Green Bag" once so cool especially as I had pushed open both doors. I couldn't help but strut and loadsa people looked and I reckon at least 1 one of them didn't think I was a total loser. ....good times.

suhweet

I can't be the only one who wants to walk into rooms to the 20th Century Fox fanfare. oh, actually I want mood music, the Vader theme when I'm all stern and menacing, the 20th Century Fox theme when I'm walking into a room, Bacvk in Black when I walk into a bar and Wa Wa Wa Waaaaaaah every time I drop things, oh and a Rimshot everytime I make a pun.

I like my Cars.

types and thinks too quickly for my good. I'm gonna have to put a speeding restriction on you.

couldn't be less of a fucktard anyone needing a definition of fucktard would do well to use Sammynb as an example.

should know she used the word "fucktard" because it was apt as a descriptive term for Sammynb

I'm impressed with the turretage it's very you.