The Fish

is jealous of my student stylings

I wake up when the phone rings, so if nee bugger calls me I don't wake up until around 3ish pm student life is the life for me.

danced the light fandango

is going to regret the day he bought those testicular clamps, for that clamping procedure he vaunts so much is actually just as easily performed with the finger and thumb of a female Orangatan

is a deluded man, whose predication to suggest homosexuality in others, is clearly a thinly disguised attempt to obfuscate his own sexual proclivity

is darn tootin right wouldn't blame me for bragging if she saw the lady that was the source of my sauce

there was a double rainbow over the hospital me mam thought it was a sign of great things to come me dad thought it was a sign that it had pissed it down.

doesn't realise that I was trhe recipient of "sexual favours" last night, not once but twice and for that I am truly truly thankful, but not quite so sperm-ful cue the calls of disgust

has no idea the fegging dramas I've had to put up with, feuds, power failure, torrential downpours and a curry that didn't comply with a pre-specified agreement for it to go in, taste nice, get digested and get out.

sorry Gemmil I'm not conviced that Luque is a naturally wide player. so that would be no "left winger" at the club.

certainly very happy with the signings and I feel that perhaps I was too harsh on Shepherd, but when you're outside the box and can't see the internal machinations you can be forgiven for making the wrong decisions. We are still lacking the fullbacks and left winger that would balance the side nicely, but we've dramatically improved the first 11. Owen is one of the few modern players that could ever actually "replace" Shearer. He's the pace and movement of Bellamy, with the added bonus of being able to put the ball in the back of the net with unerring frequency. Nobby not only brings natural width to the side, his style of play will compliment Dyer and Emre and with a player like Parker who seems incapable of losing the ball, we've a very impressive and stylish midfield. Yes we still lack the width on the left and our fullbacks are poor, and we're still not strong enough at the back in my mind. However, We've two strikers who are more than capable of winning the game on their own, we've the possibility of a really dynamic partnership. Hopefully the arrival of Owen will bring the best out of the first 11. Also the arrival of a massive, simply statospheric player will attract other names and more importantly, other talented footballers to a squad that was, up until a few days ago, seriously on their ass! I mst doff my cap to Freddy he may still think like a 1990's chairman, but f*ck me if he isn't afraid to back the club with cash. Yes he syphons off more than his fair share, and this could all be fruitless as we have absolutely no guarantee of European football, or silverware. He is a PR Nightmare for the club and area, but he has delivered once again. now all we need is a good manager, a left winger and left back and a right back, maybe a couple of center backs as well.. howay man Freddy, get the cheque book out you tight bassa

has cheated on me with Sima.... has broken my widdle lickle heart

did it in the Vulva. Ewwwwwww Vulva

Lasagne and Peroni at Est Est Est A Birthday Card, inferring that the recipient has very saggy tits. and a Jam album which is in my jacket in the car so I don't remember the name

regrets, he's had a few he's also had a few sexual relations with members of the Vole family and by that I mean Daddy Vole,a Mammy Vole and Cousing BillyBoy Vole, the one with the gammy leg and the twitching eye

Told you I was allergic to Salmon!

that's quite a range

Absolutely Spot On 17192[/snapback] First impressions count and my first impression when his name was announced s the next manager of Newcastle United was... and I quote "Shit!" I'm all for giving a manager time to turn a struggling team into a good team, but Souness inherited what was essentially a good team, needing tinkering and clipping here and there. What Graeme has done is more BANZAI!! than Bonsai. he's weakend our team, he's weakend our squad, he's weakend our moralse and he's made the club a fucking joke. quite why do you want to give him any more time? he's had a season , he's had two transfer windows, he's had time and I've had enough. I physically cringe when he gives post match interviews. Who's he going to blame this week? was it the ref? the bully-boy tactics? the pitch? the opposing fans? Who's to blame for your tactical and managerial ineptitude this week Graeme? he falls out with players who have ego's.... so probably chosen the wrong career then hasn't he? you know, manageing premiership footballers who's delicate egos are so fragile some of them take to talking of seagulls in press conferences. If he wants to bollock people he should be a copper or in the army. This isn't the same game as he played, these players today have massive bank accounts, huge cars and tiny brains. They need to be maniuplated expertly with style and guile... kicking them up a height in training for disagreeing with you will not be condusive to a happy working relationship! in short Graeme would not look out of place bollocking chavs in "Bad Lads Army" and yet looks totally out of his depth when he sitting on our nice heated bench

Souness is not a top six caliber manager, we needed a top six caliber manager. everything that has followed has been clear and irrefutable evidence that we needed a top six manager we've sold good players to teams that are now our mid-table rivals, we've weakened previously alright areas, we've in no way improved our squad, we're still playing tot he dwindlings strengths of a player who may not even play beyond Christmas. Bellamy, Robert, Hughes, not one of these players is world class, or even good enough to be first choice for a top 5 club. But they are sure as shit better than that which replaces them. In Larry and Craig's case there are no replacements, not one! Now people say that these two were bad for marale in the dressing room, these two who actually produced goals and assists were bad for morale?... well why not sell the players who weren't producing to try and find some players who were willing to play alongside these rapscallions? We all know that Shearer is on his last legs and as such his voice in the dressing room whould be referential not shaping the future of the club to his whimsy. Which players do you truly think were falling out with Bellamy and Robert? I doubt it would be JJ, Dyer et al... they're far too busy topping up their jewellry collection. Bowyer? perhaps.. he was a gobby little shite at the best of times and I would hardly think he was the easiest person to get on with himself (just ask Kieron)... so sell him, not these two. I think it's incredible, in the truest sense of the word, that we sold Laurent Robert and Craig Bellamy without nailing down superior replacements before they left. Bellamy was the best player at the club and Robert was a match winner. Now Shearer is once again the best player at the club and the only real match winner we have.... what happens when he gets the record and decides that maybe it's best for him to retire at Xmas? so fraid not matey, Souness has done a poor job at Newcastle United and Fat Freddy didn't do anything but add to the misery. they both have to go and the sooner the chairman goes the better.

didn't he wear number 99?

Not mine. I'm still undecided on Souness mind, he's trying to get the right players in but the Fat man isn't assisting... and they're both to blame in getting shot of half our current squad for peanuts. 17162[/snapback] I'm hoping a lot of other people's opinions change, just for peace of mind rather than anything. Can you imagine doing your work and some random yahoo walking past and saying "you're shit at your job, you are. Just quit! Nobody likes you." all the time? bet that would ruin your morale. That said, if he continues in this vein, then the axe must fall. 17166[/snapback] trouble is mate that in my opinion it's more sheprherds fualt than Souness. He could never have expected that it would be his name pulled out of the tombola that FS was using to choose the next manager. It must be awful to know your not even thrid choice and that the only reason you Have been picked is because you're available and wouldn't turn the job down. Souness would be a great manager to take over a Championship promotion contenders, hell even midtable championship and take them into the prem and then secure that status. He's quite simply not good enough to manage a club with the stature and expctations of Newcastle United. Shepherd appointed Souness because he messed up the departure of Bobby, he failed to forsee the problemss in luring amanegrs away from the clubs they're at. The fat man lacks the foresight in the transfer market, he's chairman of a club that is still running in the early nineties. We have totally stagnated and for that the axe must fall squarely upon the nape of the man in charge.

my opinions wouldn't changea jot, this is a desperate act. We've had all summer to tie down all the players we need and yet we're still haggling over a striker, one who isn't exactly keen to join us either!

could have been one of Englands best center halfs if it wasn't for his horrendous misfortune with injuries.

Au Revoir Laurent Robert.

what will the undersexed boys do? K.I.T. you hear?