The Fish

"Well sure Henry scored, but I think we should focus on the fluke that bounced off Shola's arse is far more worthy of our punditry" Mark Lawrenson "Not really bothered about a big wage I just want to play for my local club and do my best for the area that has been so kind to me in the past." Any Young Player.

bas·tard Pronunciation Key (bstrd) n. A child born out of wedlock. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin. Slang. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable. (Bluestar) adj. Born of unwed parents; illegitimate. Not genuine; spurious: a bastard style of architecture. Resembling a known kind or species but not truly such.

"Wanna be in my gang my gang my gang"

you need to stop... for your own sake.

...No and frankly I'm insulted.

Different Strokes?

doesn't that make you shit for hours?

I still though my joke was funny enough to get a reaction LM.... bstd

Digging, you're bloody strip mining laddio!

I can't defend improper use of the img function

started 3.30 finished 4.30 if that aint loafing I don't know what is!

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies, torn apart by a maniac, headless and very obviously molested in some way.... and a brand new red cadillac? I don't have a brand new red Cadillac in my garage..

Zane Lowe... various artists

I heard a rumour that nurses top themselves up with saline solution if they've been out on the sauce the night before

the defence rests

missed it yet again... gonna have to buy the DVD when it appears

now who's on the defensive?

I'm sure if you badger BBC they could pass you onto the Publishers of that series....

you mean they haven't boo-ed everyone? seriously that crowd was beginning to sound like SJP towards the tail end of last season!

you watch too much Eurotrash Brock me lad

are you defending his defensive stance?

we all know you edited out your original post of in a futile attempt to sound mature SG... one question? why bother..?

I like it perfect hangover tv on a sunday