The Fish

I actually had to Google to make sure he was Polish I feel so ashamed

it's been massivley hyped though.. and everytime that happens I find the whole thing a massive let down. I can't think of a tv show that has actually met expectations after such a public and vocal build up

chicken

it might just be me, but it seems that this years contestants have been disliked more than previous series? it's almost like you're choosing the best of a bad bunch... the lesser of twelve evils..

didn't we get 7 out of the top 14 european restaurants in a recent Poll? and by recent Poll I don't mean EMMANUEL OLISADEBE

says the web-forum obsessed nurse...

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I hate you all and as such am moving to Leeds to get away from you. I don't think I'm going to be there for any piss ups this year... no cath... hold back the tears.. it'll be ok.. you've still got that shrine of me in your secret hidey hole... wow that sounds wrong...

mate of mine has internet access at work, but the admin have somehow blockerised all useful sites, like nufc.com, google, lesbianspankathon.com any of you techy types got a clue as to how he would be able to get past this? and you know, not get found out? I swear I could remember some website, that once you open it it kind of masks the websites you visit... but this could have been just to hide it from your history... I dunno but anyway HELP, we have a guy stranded and like Marines... no-one gets left behind

should come to the conclusion that I don't make with the knuckle love.. why would I waste it, when I could donate it and receive £15?

once tumbled through the ether on visiting Bed Bath and Beyond

... that's not funny... that's just mean... youre the mean one.... I think people mocked your haircut in schooland so you mock me with reference to someone with a bad nose to disassociate yourself from the whole hair-issue and you smell... of ... ostriche

ahhhh so if we're runnign a train on her ass? oh dear god no, I'm far too cultured for all that pulava

is an old bean and should recline in the old high-back, enjoy the whitterings of the major while waiting for Badger and Tipper return from the old White CLiffs after a spot of bother with the Hun. Bosh is up to his old tircks again.. If I were to able to chose my death I reckon it'd be impaling a messerschmidt ace into the WhiteCliffs with my Spitfire after realising I'm going to die anyway and my wingman has the WWII equivalent of the Red Baron on his tail... Screaming out "Tallyho, This one's for you Buadger" before leaving Jerry as nowt but a greasy smear upon Britains Green and pleasant land.

Vaginal discharge is a phrase that should not occur in any web search

fuck you I think that's the most appropriate smiley? it seems to emancipate all tbut the harshest of tones?

I know it wasn't funny but recognition would ahve been nice.... bstds I HAVE feelings you know?

there are no pictures of me... I'm like a phantom.. I evapourate into the night like a curry fart... lingering long enough to be recognised but never enough to be enjoyed!

isn't as tiddly as I... and therefore should raise a loft a glass of chardonnay and smile as I regale y'all with stories of wars and women, lies and living.

...KEEP....FUCKING.....MISSING.....IT bstds anyway I can get repeats? reruns? reveals? re-things?

ok, lock in with the local... when is it ok to mentuion that you would love to shag the landlords bird? cos I kept shtum, but a mate said, and I quote " Nee offence Dean, but your lass? She's fit as... and if she weren't.. you know... then it'd take a herd of crazy horses....and I'm not talking Bay City Rollers!" Now Dean laughed and smiled at Chris... but I wasn't sure that it was totally genuine... at what point of sobriety is ok to compliment friends on their chosend sexual parnters?

sorry antipodean boy, Daredevil Blows goats he'sawful.. almost as bad as the Hulk. I could not give a rats crap if he ever finally realises that his superpowers are, in fact, fucking shite!Compare his prowess to other heroes in his CITY.... Spidey has Daredevils atheleticism, more strength and also a precognition that Daredevil could have done with before blinking down all that handy toxic shit. MAtt Murdock is a cock, his "woe is me" attitude is annoying and a little ignorant of the benefits he's received! True he has more than one weapon in his arsenal (unlike Hulk) but if you're arch-nemesis doesn't actually have superpowers but is simply a big bloke in a white suit... and you (superpowered up to the hilt) can't take him down... there's something wrong with you. Kingpin? Spidey, Xmen, Fantastic Four, Blade, hell even the punisher would have schooled this clown ages ago, yet Matt Murdock, DareDevil, hero of Hells Kitchen can't take him down. DD is a big pile of jizzumy discharge!

reaches the parts that others posters can't

can't replace a battery