The Fish

can't replace a battery

should be careful where he poops

I'd quite like a 12 point lead by Xmas?

This sort of thing?? 9882[/snapback] no that's nothing like the yellow face with the cloak flapping behind him while he looks super hero-ey

... yes indeedy

And Sarco the Splendifiourus strikes again

there's a lot of foreign students so I have to fit in

is missing the point, I'll be near to many of the Premiership teams... silly silly alex

oh, explain to me the point in Daredevil??? he's blind and his super powers? he can see with radar!

we kinda need a smiley ... yellow face, with cape fluttering behind him... looking all hero-ey

yes, you're right aren't you I'm Mr Sarcastic not you at all....

should know I'm going back down to Leeds this weekend(hence no NUFC season for me ) but I have stolen the application boklet for the awayday frivolities. :( :( :D if anyone needs a place to crash gimme an email and I can accomodate you. I am going to see what the liklihood of broadband at my house is going to be.. gotta run it past the other 6 people who live there... wow I think this is the longest ever (non-horticulturally quoting) post in an FPA thread

seriously.. no idea about name, but powers would be total control of mass and matter... to shape, create and destroy at my whim. joking around I'd be Sarcy-Boy and I'd use my ultimate powers of sarcasm to make people cry.....

should know that an MTM would be fine and dandy but needs to be soon cos I'm Leeds bound on saturday and will not have frequent Internet Access

made me chuckle.. in the same way the maniac does just before he drives a railroad spike through the screaming face of the token black man that added jive-talk to the proceedings/blonde bimbo that screams alot ....I'll be right back

I was parking at longbenton on the other side of the metro station (when it was basically a construction site) and I'd got pretty much the last legitimate space before the double yellow lines started, there was about enough room for half a car in front of me and no room behind, cos that guy had half a car's space to reverse and pull away if he wanted to leave before me... so when I get back from work at around four and find that some silly fecker had literally parked bumper to bumper with me in a Fiat Punto I was not best pleased, simply nor oom for me to get out what-so-ever... I did the only thing I could think of and climbed in, started the engine and gently forced that shitty little roller skate forward with my Dads Focus.. I guess I was a little steamed cos rather than simply making just enough space for me to get out... I kinda pushed that inconsiderate shoebox of a car fully into the double yellow lines before pulling away still a little mad, but quietly satisfied with my work. The best was yet to come as when I picked my sister up from that metro station I toottle along to that makeshift car park.. and I see the Punto, still there.... with a nice big Yellow Clamp upon it's wheel. I've never smiled so smugly in my life...

I open Internet explorer by clicking on the favourites, rather than having a homepage.

I'm worried about my nextdoor neighbour, she's old and I'm concerned.. what happens if she falls and there's no-one around... will she make a noise?

should know it's not in his eyes, thats just his charms it's not in his warm embrace, oh no, that's just his arms ...shoop shoop shoop etc etc and son on and so on

£rd rock from the Sun... good or bad... I can never quite make my mind up, certaqinly it's exceptional hangover tv but it's on too late at night.... decision decisions decisions

is often the person above and below me.... makes me the meat in a Southern Geordie Sandwiche... for that I thank him... but am also justifiably scared of him

never done it as I'm generally disqualified for one of the reasons stated above... and it's generally alcohol abuse. Guy at Uni was not permitted to donate sperm because of his drug use. I didn't think I'd be turned away but there were two men, that afternoon, with their tails between their legs and all their little guys accounted for. We were mocked for ages, the girls declaring that we can't even Give it away... kinda makes me cautious about donating anything...

I like wine with a meal. A good earthy red sets off a steak perfectly and a good white can take a pretty bog standard Chicken dish to a classier level. If it's drunk ina ccordance to the company it can lead onto a very enjoyable night with conversation, laughs and even the occasional enjoyable dip into pretentious japery

not really funny cos it's the same tired old cliches and half of them seem staged. "oh ho ho, I'm walking back from the camera, waving with a big dumb grin on my face... I can't see that strategically placed swimming pool and I'm so sure I won't get wet I'm wearing a thin white t-shirt... oh wait.. whats this? I'm falling into the pool and now I'll get £250 for letting the nation see me act like a twat and get my wet norks out on tv!"

should know my mate just asked me what would happen if Frank Castle (of Punisher fame) were to do the Cilit Bang adverts and that dude were to be the Punisher.... he am the Tangent Man and for that I salute him and encourage all others to do the same