The Fish

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If you didn't have kids, would you be less bothered about the old noncery? 'I have a daughter and I'd do anything for her, but you have to ask if Sarah Everard was asking for it? What?! I'm just asking questions!'

I'm not saying you definitely are a nonce, but you can understand why people are suggesting it, right? I mean, I'm just asking questions, here.

Come on lads, he's just asking questions. I mean, what if Prince Andrew wasn't using his power and influence to have sex with young girls, but instead they were forcing themselves on him? Yeah? Have you thought about that? Maybe they weren't so innocent? Sure , they were being forced to hang around old rich men, but is Prince Andrew really to blame if they were doing it in a provocative way?

Exactly. I don't think we're going to leave it until the last day, but even if we do, I think we'll a) be close enough to survival that 3pts from Burnley will keep us up and 2) we'll get them.

Where's your courage gone, Scotty boy? I've checked the forecast and it's going to be warm and dry.

I think we can afford to draw with a good performance. As long as we're within a few points of survival going into the final game we'll survive.

I think you're over-estimating the importance of this game. But I take your overall point; we need to movew fast. I think we have moved as quickly as we can, but are being stymied by other clubs. All of whom have their own issues to resolve and aren't in the rush we are, so.... chill Winston.

Half the window gone with 2 signings made and progress on others. It's entirely possible that Sevilla accept the bid, Carlos signs and is on the bench for Watford. It's possible that we agree fees for 6 players today and they're all in Tilleys celebrating a 7-0 thrashing of Watford with Isak and Wood getting a hattrick each! It's also possible that it takes until the end of the window to get in the players. Fine. That still leaves sufficient time in the season to get 4 points more than the other 4 teams at the bottom of the league.

... wowser

fucking hell.

We've signed two PL quality players in the first 12 days of the window. We don't have a DoF/Tech Dir. Our first choice striker only pulled up recently and so any strategy would have to be changed to accommodate the recruitment of an immediate solution. You say you're happy with Wood and Trippier, but want more deals completed already? You don't think that's a little a) naïve, 2) spoiled? So far, in the Premier League, Arsenal - 0 Aston Villa - 0 Brentford - 0 Brighton - One 18yr old for £10m Burnley - 0 Chelsea -0 Crystal Palace - 0 Everton - 2 fullbacks for a combined fee of around £35m Leeds - 0 Leicester - 0 Liverpool - 0 Man City - 0 Man Utd - 0 Newcastle - 0 signed 2 first team players for a combined fee of around £35m. Norwich - 0 Southampton - 0 Tottenham - 0 Watford - 5 players for a combined fee of £15m West Ham - 0 Wolves - 0 So, in actuality we account for 37% of the transfer spend, so far. And we're not done yet.

Whut?

I'd love to splash the cash, but all the myriad factors means that this particular window was always going to be difficult. Patience, young grasshopper.

Aye, that's true enough. Stick him alongside someone who isn't Ciaran Clark and he'll be much better.

Same happens when we miss out on a player.

Thing is, Wood and Trrippier answer two immediate problems for our team. We lacked strength in depth up front and we lacked quality at fullback/quality in delivery. We've already solved two issues with 2/3rds of the window left to go. If we keep up this pace we could bring in another 4 players to resolve the issues at CB, CM and LB.

Well some of us would have been drooling, others would be moaning about how sopping wet their bedsheets are

They were folded politely in a box. I lifted them out, and put them down. Smash those like and subscribe buttons for more content like this.

I wonder if they're reliant on 1 or 2 players that we can sign for £500k and spitefully fuck their promotion push?

Can't remember if I mentioned it before. But when I was going through some stuff in boxes I found these. I want to display them, but don't want a wall of framed shirts (especially when they're not signed or owt).

Wood to score our winner, Tarkowski to bang in an OG to lose the game. Then wave goodbye to the fans, and alight into Staver's helicopter.

Well I think you have to consider the willingness of each party to do a deal. That increases as the window closes. Few teams, if any, are in a particular rush to sell in January. That number decreases when they're selling an important player, and decreases further when they're selling to a league rival. The Wood deal looks to have completed fairly quickly because of the release clause. I'm sure, if that didn't exist Burnley would either not sell, or would drag it out for as long as possible, and whack a few extra millions onto the price. Re: operating on multiple deals. Honestly? I'm not sure. If the contract needs to be looked over by an expert, how many of those have we got on staff? Plus, you have several personalities to deal with. The moneymen, the manager, the scouts, the player, their agent, their club's money men, manager, etc. That mess becomes exponentially messier when you have multiple deals on the go, surely? Especially when we don't have a technical director, this is the first window for our owners, there are 3 ownership parties, we're in the relegation zone and thus desperate.