The Fish

I bet that Simon Tweddle is still clinging onto his job, surviving like a fucking roach.

Oui, je suis la plage.

Wait, wait, wait, you're twisting about dogs when you've allowed actual vermin in your house? But yeah, if you're some Beta-cuck whose own body can't handle the horror of a few airborne puppy particles, then don't get a dog.

Were you talking to her? If so, I can fully understand.

Walking a dog is excellent for your mental health. Much better than having a cat ignore you, shred your sofa, then push your Alexa off the counter to it's doom.

Yeah, why love something if it's going to die at some point?! Don't cat owners have to clean out their pets shit from a little tray that they keep INSIDE THE FUCKING HOUSE??

I'm going to take it as a compliment.

Oh Cats can fucking do one, but Dogs... Dogs are brilliant. We're going to have the kitchen done, but as soon as that's done we're getting a cockapoo, a cavapoo, a bordoodle or something similar. You know why? Dogs are mint and you're wrong.

A Blow (up) Job?

Well you prefer the left wing and you are partial to a Chinese takeaway...

Once you get past the initial setting up of tactics, training, and all that shit, the work load drops off massively. Then it's just tweaking bits here and there. Sack off 90% of the "news" items because they're irrelevant. Then it's just about scouting and the actual games.

I feel very attacked.

You get a hamster stuck up your shitter or something? Dogs are mint, better than people and no mistake.

Have they spelled it "Cristal" Palace in the background on the tv? What's going on there?

"And remember, just because he's buying you dinner, doesn't mean you owe him anything"

Underestimating the Incel market there.

My Dad reckons he lost his license because he was drinking the profits. Over the 40 years he's lived in that village I reckon the old fella's only set foot in 2 of the 5 pubs. "I like what I like". Feel bad for him now like, his two best mates died this year (non-COVID) so he's got no one to go to the pub with.

I have two black ones, and one brown. And people say Cheshire isn't diverse.

I don't know man. I'm not his fucking biographer. I just know he used to run the Melton, and lost his license in the 80s. Jesus Christ.

Green for Garden waste Black for household Blue for paper/card Brown for glass/metal

Who Macdonald? Nah, I think he's in the retirement home in Old Hartley.

BigMac

why's that like? Is it not just a bog standard, 4 road roundabout?

Aye he did. Melton Constable (I think) lost his license in the 80s. Super Mac had a bungalow a stones throw away, dunno if they were there at the same time though. Macdonald still lives in the village. Well, Old Hartley, but still.