The Fish

Looking forward to Kilbane's 400 word piece in response to Antonio Conte's ignorance of him. "I'm not bothered, but if he watches Preston North End's 95/96 season review VHS, he'll see who the fuck I am"

Standard 'not answering the question' answer. Can't imagine anything changing, but if Ashley suddenly decides he wants to sell Lascelles, Gayle and Shelvey under Rafa's nose, he might think "Fuck this!" Also, can you see him swapping a team that's odds on to be in the top flight next year vs a team that might not? Especially as he pursued us, he remoulded us, he is putting down the foundations of something special here. I can't see him trading that for the Dildo Twins and upping sticks to London when such a big thing was made of him staying close® to where his family have put down roots. plus we sang for him, which has to count for something too... right?

I don't think I did, perhaps it was omitted from the view when sharing through google sheets? Dunno, I always like to have F&A columns...

Yeah, but I've done it for all teams, so SUCK MA PLUMS https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1N2yILzO651JhhltRIPBk5hcbRw9keL5QtZQ4XUURjSs/edit?usp=sharing

Happy Birthday BIG EYES.

Final Position is already in there; Column B Added PpG for you though https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1N2yILzO651JhhltRIPBk5hcbRw9keL5QtZQ4XUURjSs/edit?usp=sharing

Honestly, some of the shit she shows me that she wants for the next house. It looks like the only place it would be at home is in the pages of an Interior Design magazine. But, I don't care enough to put up that much of a fight. As long as the tv is big and we've got a kettle, I'm sorted.

That "Are you middle class?" survey someone put up, sure I got something like 13/15, but most of that was because of her. Mulberry handbag and shit.

I rely on my lass to provide the class in our relationship.

And yet I get the shit for saying "English Tapas". Broken Britain.

All through the summer they had scantily clad lasses forcing free Aperol Spritz down the throats of anyone in a London beer garden. There are worse ways to get shitfaced.

My diary isn't secret, it's mostly played out on here

Great news

Roughly how much time do you think will have to pass before all this dies down?

Kind of like a Champagne enema, but with more the feel of a British Summertime than an F1 Podium.

They got hit hard this summer by Aperol. But, we're British, we'll come back to Pimms soon enough.

Don't even fucking joke.

Something about Hyenas makes them look prehistoric. Same with their cousins the Mongoose and Fossas, all look like they've arrived at a stage in their evolution that has plateaued. Why bother evolving further when you're a fucking badass?

I'm ashamed of how giddy I am to play around with this. There's a whole mess of stuff in this sheet to play around with if you want https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1N2yILzO651JhhltRIPBk5hcbRw9keL5QtZQ4XUURjSs/edit?usp=sharing

I am delighted with the traffic that my INTENTIONAL error created for this site. It's all about clickbait now, and you all chomped.

Despite not being a Geordie? He's got them so well drilled defensively, and they've a couple of quality players that make the difference in this league. I hope he comes up with us and stays up too. He's earned his stripes the hard way.

Fuck off

Nah, Benitez is a failure because he couldn't keep us up, even though Di Canio kept them up.

Apparently, by virtue of playing the Premier League, they're all Premier League standard players, but ours are not Premier league standard players because they're not Premier League players. That said, we should be pissing this Pub League, because we've paid over the odds for players that are too good for it. The hubris on show by some of them is staggering, and if they go down and fail to win every game, I'm not sure their brains will cope.