The Fish

Not in a list, dear boy, no. Mind, at least I know how to use them .

People who care about proper English = titans of business, scientists, Stephen Fry, Alan Rickman (rest in peace), all the people you think are interesting and entertaining People who don't care about proper English = the orcs from Geordie Shore, Rednecks, mackems, the French and essembee Whose company would you rather keep?

He'll just straight bat everything won't he? With Keith Bishop whispering suggestions in his ear, all they'll get from him is some dry line about 'working hard with his staff to provide customers the best possible deals and his employees a fair deal'.

Don't test me Gordon.

I tried man, I really tried, but sometimes I just can't ignore it any longer and you're not a lost cause like essembee.

Oh Pirlo, I'm sorry, I've let it go as much as I can but this is asking me too much. I'm only human.

Probably saw potential in him and when his stock fell because of his poor form, they saw an opportunity to snatch a player they fancy at a reduced price. Another example of going after a bargain rather than the right player.

Language!

You know it's perfectly ok to swear here?

What, confident in your steady reason & rationale, despite all those around you flitting between joy and despair? It's an oddly disquieting feeling, you start to think that you might be living alongside reality, but no, no at the end of the season you were right to be calm.

on RTG "dangermows" said and then said of the rotten core This suspect motherfucker needs a 100yd exclusion zone, iyam

Big bum.

Inherently Moral, dontcha know?

I think he'd be quality as part of a big-man/little-man combo, but I'm not sure that this iteration of Newcastle can play that style, certainly not given where we are in this season's league.

That Secret Footballer is spot on, there's something sinister running through that club. Cut it open and bleeds Wobble Boards and Jim'll Fix It badges.

Would have thought Norwich was the easier game to get all 3 points. The derby is going to be unpredictable, where we're as likely to get an early red & never get back into the game as we are grind out an ugly 1-0. Norwich is another shit team, but without the nonsense that surrounds the derby, they haven't a goal scorer (like sunderland do) and they're just as crap at the back. The Leicester performance shows we can be disciplined away from home and, but for a bit of luck, we would have snatched a point.

and because there's no one within 10 yards of him, he's trying to hold off 2 opposition players while waiting for support. The midfield need to take turns getting closer to him or running past him.

That would be funny if it was so scary.

GIVE SOLDIERS UNNECESSARILY VIOLENT VIDEOS You won't be brave enough to quote this.

Snatched at the chance Mitrovic laid on a plate for him, but that's match-sharpness I reckon. Must be frustrating for Mitrovic, gets few chances and when one falls for him it's either too awkward to get a shot off himself so he lays it off to de Jong, or he's tackled by his own fucking player.

That was something Leicester did all game, Okazaki & Vardy were expecting a flick on and 9 times out of 10 it didn't happen, but 30 seconds later they were busting a gut to get onto another one. Perez does that at times, but Sissoko, Gini and the rest don't. CT thinks Doumbia probably does it all the time Guarantee he was screaming for Gavilan to start.

You're the one too tight to pay for a decent hotel man. You could always try serviced apartments or AirBnB? Or you could try having better taste in music?

Reckon we'll draw or lose, but win enough of the remaining games to survive. Which will be nice, because they'll go down having taken what they want from the season (beating us) and we'll take what we want from the season (not being relegated) and everyone is happy

I've a daydream that the lunches that Rafa is apparently to have with Shearer is about convincing Large Alan to help our strikers with finishing training.