The Fish

Do you know if there's anywhere to see historical relegation odds?

Even with their powers combined; Superman, Jesus Christ and Keegan couldn't get them off the bottom. Maybe they're just appointing him now to take him off the table for the other relegated clubs?

Might be worth approaching the local Rotary club?

Aye, if he could exorcise the demon that stops him from moving on he'd be a good addition to this place. Unfortunately he can't have a conversation without repeating the same shit, and more often than not he uses strawmen which makes the conversation fucking pointless. I've no doubt he reads Toontastic (unless he's got an full on tactical nuke ban) and aches to have a go at Gemmill, Ant, JawD and me. There'll be similar antagonists on NO as well.

Oh, the reply to that is someone saying he's always welcome on Skunkers and him saying it's not worth it.

He hasn't bothered me recently, but this was his last tweet/rant

Stuck with each other? Get fucked fat man, you're not stuck with anything!

and one reason why it can happen for us

Saw this and immediately thought of you

Unless it's an exponential improvement... WUH GUNNA WIN THA LEEG

Liar, you immediately went out and dropkicked a pony.

Rafa.

2nd half was much better, more so when Colback went off (and Janmaat to be fair). Looks like Janmaat will also miss the next game. We'll be playing Mbabu & Mbemba at fullbacks?

Dunno if they've the defence for that.

Oops, that's the cup They've Everton at home in the league at some point.

Agree that Swansea are safe, but look at Palace's run in; Apr 2 West Ham A Apr 9 Norwich H Apr 17 Arsenal A Apr 20 Man Utd A Apr 24 Watford H Apr 30 Newcastle A May 7 Stoke H May 15 Southampton A Where's the wins coming from? Norwich? Us?

Stop it man, you care. You're devastated they didn't join in with an applause we're all done with anyway. I can hear you sobbing into your protest bedsheet on your way to tell all the mackems you work with that we're settling for Europa league this year, but are going to win the World Cup next next year in front of a billion screaming geordies after we've signed Ronaldo and Bale to the Geordie Nation. lead by Alan Shearer who is our next messiah Ant n Dec

Work is quiet.

Really?

It was more exasperation than whinging, but aye.

I'll admit I missed that.

Not saying we're definitely staying up, just giving the self-flagellating members of TT a bit of perspective. Rafa's had fuck all time with this team and that Derby would have been lost under Pardew, Carver, McClaren etc. We're not down yet, so rather than sitting in a dark room, drinking gin and weeping, I choose to be a little less pessimistic. Try it, you might find you like it. Or, you could stay a misery, but do so quietly?

we're 3pts behind Norwich with a game in hand. Palace are in free fall. It may become 2 from 4 by the time the next fixtures are done. Mackems aren't winning, Norwich are still in trouble, Palace are shit, Swansea aren't much better. We've got games against 4 of the bottom 6. It's too soon to be adamant we're down.

we're 1pt behind Norwich with a game in hand. Palace are in free fall. It may become 2 from 4 by the time the next fixtures are done. Mackems aren't winning, Norwich are still in trouble, Palace are shit, Swansea aren't much better. We've got games against 4 of the bottom 6. It's too soon to be adamant we're down.